what even am i doing

[thefuturesoon]

If you don't stop with your nervous teeny bopper goth chick spiel in the next ten minutes, I swear I'll put your copy of Donnie Darko up on eBay. Look, you're playing me-- I don't know how you missed this, kind of blowing up right now-- point is, I'm not here to grab a pair of pom poms and play cheerleader.

Either you got it or you don't, and all the whining and moaning's not gonna do anything but put me in the running for world's largest headache.

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[therealgenius]

[HAY SOMEONE WANTS A HEADACHE?]

People still use eBay?

[thefuturesoon]

[There, now we're in first place.]

What, they don't tell you these things on myspace?

[therealgenius]

[Happy to help.]

Tom's good people. Too bad he sold out.

i'm here all aaaaaaaaah XD

[thefuturesoon]

[where'd he put that scotch down.]

Uh huh, sad day in capitalist history, cue taps and the tasteful video montage. Are we done here?

good aaaaah or bad aaaaah?

[therealgenius]

[Oh my God, Tony, come hug him. Remember when you used to be pals? Remember that?]

Done with what?

i have no idea what i'm doing aaah

[thefuturesoon]

[the eighties were a rough time for everyone.]

I don't know, pretending to care about friend adds.

go with the flow?

[therealgenius]

[You guys act like he's a villain or something.]

Am I really so insufferable that you can't fathom having a civil conversation? Or is it the lack of bars?

heh

[thefuturesoon]

[it's all just a big misunderstanding and also 100% accurate.]

Can we skip the catch 22 might as well not even bother q and a?

[therealgenius]

[LIES]

Q and A? Oh, let's think.

How's life on the outside?

[thefuturesoon]

[TRUTHS.]

Oh, you mean you don't get TV in prison? Missed the whole repelled an entire invasion and/or saved the world bit, huh? Kind of a big deal, just for the record.

[capability]

So I'll cancel the order for that pleated skirt, shall I?

ee!

[thefuturesoon]

See if you can shuffle it off, maybe someone in accounting needs the extra help.

lsdkjfa i am new to pepper myself so alskdjf

[capability]

Someone in accounting needs the extra help nearly as much as you'd need a pleated skirt in the first place.

we can keysmash together XD

[thefuturesoon]

I don't know, didn't one of them say something about being on the rocks a bit ago? [look at him pretend to not know his employees names.]

it's the only language that i speak

[capability]

Which one was that?

[Nice try, boss man.]

[thefuturesoon]

I don't know, Beth or something, started with a B.

[darn it.]

asldjf sorry got pulled away

[capability]

Turning to a page in your little black book and pulling out a name doesn't count, you know. Metaphorical or otherwise. And it has to be metaphorical in this case because I've organized a couple of those, and I'm pretty sure there's no Beth in any version.

[headbitchincharge]

( welp now you know how SHIELD feels is what she'll be thinking loudly in his direction. )

[thefuturesoon]

You need something, Hill?

[headbitchincharge]

No, but it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if whoever's controlling you happened to get discouraged. ( for her. mundane does not share this opinion because more tonys always. )

[gotoagent]

[don't mind Phil. He's just over here with a smile.]

coulson ;_;

[thefuturesoon]

[Blink.]

Where've you been? Got stuck stopping for gas?

[hugs?]

[gotoagent]

Something like that. Is the bar closed?

/hugs

[thefuturesoon]

[Quick, recover! Bright grin, like he means it.]

Not if I can, you know, help it. Why, you want any?

[HUGS] 8D

[gotoagent]

[That's the Steve Phil knows.]

A glass of scotch would be nice. Being killed hurts a little.

[dominion_war_graduate]

I'm not sure, but it sounds like a fairly innocuous threat, really.

[doesntmiss]

So how's that headache coming along?