voice testing.

[flagg]

Well, c'mon, lil pardner, don't I get a real face? A nice big grin, all the chompers I can call my own — why, what was it that dullard said about me? I look like anybody you meet on the street. Yes, I do! Any face, any face at all! Step right up, don't be shy! Just so's long's there's a smile. You know me. Easy to please, both myself and others.

And I like this little game of ours. What an adorable little stand-off we have here. Maybe you can get in my head, maybe you can! It's been done, I won't lie. I certainly don't even have a piece-a crap tin foil hat at the moment. You got me dead to rights, officer, and confiscated all my toys. So here I'll stay, as you please. Bide a while. Get to know you. How's that? We'll be friends real soon. I know it.

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[wontturntofoam]

You're the one trying to charge for your face! You are the face whore!

[flagg]

[That's it, he starts laughing and can't stop. No one has ever yelled at him like that, and certainly not using those words. He's doubled over and clutching his stomach, and his hoodie-obscured face, for way too long.]

lol I accidentally banned you for a second. I LIKE TO THINK IT WAS SHRIEKY, MID-TANTRUM

[wontturntofoam]

[Oh did he make the no face man cry? It takes Shrieky a moment to calm down an figure out exactly what the reaction is that he's getting here.]

I don't know what you're laughing at. This isn't funny, it's all just perplexing and strange.

HAHAHA

[flagg]

[Laughter tapering off into giggles, he manages—]

Self... self-evident paradox, don't you see? If you did see why it was funny, it wouldn't be funny anymore.

[wontturntofoam]

[If Shrieky found it funny, it would no longer be funny. Therefore if Shrieky was happy, it would no longer be funny. Therefore...]

You're laughing at me. Because I am angry at you for saying those things about my face.

Normal people do not withold their faces from others! I am not the one who should be laughed at!

[flagg]

[Flagg keeps giggling, though. He often laughs at things that aren't funny as well.]

A particular gent, yes. That's you all over.