voice testing.

[flagg]

Well, c'mon, lil pardner, don't I get a real face? A nice big grin, all the chompers I can call my own — why, what was it that dullard said about me? I look like anybody you meet on the street. Yes, I do! Any face, any face at all! Step right up, don't be shy! Just so's long's there's a smile. You know me. Easy to please, both myself and others.

And I like this little game of ours. What an adorable little stand-off we have here. Maybe you can get in my head, maybe you can! It's been done, I won't lie. I certainly don't even have a piece-a crap tin foil hat at the moment. You got me dead to rights, officer, and confiscated all my toys. So here I'll stay, as you please. Bide a while. Get to know you. How's that? We'll be friends real soon. I know it.

Comments

[viraltentacles]

...No. [He's not one for talking to strangers.]

[flagg]

Not much one for words, eh? I knew a man like you, once. That's fine, that's fine. Different strokes. But you did come, sir, you did come to speak to me. I find that curious, is all.

[viraltentacles]

I'm just bored is all.

[flagg]

Two prisoners in the clanky, then. Very fine. Won't you even tell me what you're in for? Don't be selfish, friend!

[viraltentacles]

As my mun puts it, "He's am an unstable, sociopathic, eldritch abomination. So why wouldn't I play him?"

[flagg]

Haha! Hah, yes, I do like that! Eldritch is always a good thing to be. Hard going sometimes, but good fun.

[viraltentacles]

More than you can imagine.

[flagg]

I don't know about that, friend. But I agree with the sentiment.

[viraltentacles]

Do you now? How so?

[flagg]

Why, can't you guess? Perhaps you simply don't care to! I couldn't blame you for that, not one bit. This isn't really the time or place for that kind of awareness.

[viraltentacles]

Which kind of awareness? The fact that you apparently don't have a face?

[flagg]

That, son, necessitates only ears. And possibly a less vigorous sense of literalism. But I didn't raise you, eldritchling, so you can't blame me for what you don't know and can't tell.

[viraltentacles]

No, but I can find out easily.

[flagg]

As you like, steppin' razor.

[viraltentacles]

Stepping razor? [What kind of slang is that?]

[flagg]

Kids these days! They don't know shit about music.

[viraltentacles]

You don't exactly strike me as something that has a taste for music.

[flagg]

Haven't we already established how dull your senses are? I've got a taste for a lot of things.