Crack time!

[notintehkitchen]

....

So I suppose that is why the BLUs always lose, isn't it? I wonder how many of them are busy being friendly?

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[notintehkitchen]

[Pointing to her face, she continues to smile.]

Well, you thought I was just some filthy arsonist, right? Do you think that way any longer of me?

[hasstandards]

Well, no, but that's different.

[notintehkitchen]

Oh? How is that different?

[hasstandards]

It just is. I don't intend to learn as much about him as I know about you, for one.

[notintehkitchen]

I wonder why that is though? Suddenly I became interesting to you once my mask came off.

[hasstandards]

You bloody well know why. I've told you loads of times.

[notintehkitchen]

Really? I think I need a refresher.

[hasstandards]

You just like makin' me say it, don't you?

[notintehkitchen]

Making you say what?

[Head tilt.]

[hasstandards]

Oh no. I'm not fallin' for this innocent act again. Let's hear you say it this time.

[notintehkitchen]

I'm clueless. I have no idea what you want me to do.

[hasstandards]

I want to hear how you feel about me this time.

[notintehkitchen]

About Mr. Bear Paws?

[hasstandards]

That's not my name.

[notintehkitchen]

About Mr. Grumpypants?

[hasstandards]

And neither is that.

[notintehkitchen]

Mr. Hawk?

[hasstandards]

You're getting warmer.

[notintehkitchen]

Jell-O?

[hasstandards]

Sniper.

lol

[notintehkitchen]

BLU Sniper?

Oh man. "More Than Words" just came on the radio. IT KNOWS.

[hasstandards]

Ya know? Nevermind. I'm wastin' my time. If you're not gonna say it, neither am I.

[And cue the most mature storming away ever as he crumples his hat over his head.]

IT KNOWS OUR OTP.

[notintehkitchen]

[And cue Pyro chasing after him and whining.]

Nooooooooo!

And now it's playing something completely unrelated, but it totally knew.

[hasstandards]

[He whirls around, eyes on fire.]

What? What do you want? Why don't ya just go ahead and tell me how bloody wonderful your pet is for the tenth time? Or what you think about Engineer! Or Medic, or BLU, or even the dog!

[Yeah. He's not jealous at all. Nope.]

xD;;; It was just for you!

[notintehkitchen]

Why are you mad at me?

... I don't like anybody else like that.