re: scrolling through thor's posts @ poly

[hitandrun]

Did Thor really sing an Adele song in front of an entire city of people? Where did he even learn that- Wait. [Darcy. You're suspect number one.] Don't answer that. I think I can figure it out for myself.

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[godofabs]

I did not perform her songs of woe. T'was Sif's fault, that is all.

[hitandrun]

Are you sure? Because it looked an awful lot like you were singing "Someone Like You" while eating poptarts.

[She might have forgotten Sif's involvement due to his lack of a shirt. She missed your abs, baby.]

[godofabs]

Sif was the one that was perturbed by it, surely you do not think that I have no self-respect.

(a beat:)

Your absence was even more prominent during the day of lovers.

[hitandrun]

Of course not. You're the most self-respecting guy I know. [A beat because oh. That's why he was singing Adele. She doesn't really do Valentine's Day so it didn't immediately click. :(]

You mean Valentine's Day. Do you have that on Asgard?

[godofabs]

In the city, however, it is celebrated. Sif is just very odd around the whole concept.

[asofwar]

I have no business celebrating it. I left it in your capable hands.

[hitandrun]

She's a warrior woman, right? I don't think they're really into romance if Xena: Warrior Princess is any indication.

[ipodandtaser]

Adele? Seriously, that's pretty awesome.

[hitandrun]

I don't know. He seemed pretty sad. Which I guess could be expected given the song, but...

[ipodandtaser]

Which song did he sing?

come save us, jane

[asofwar]

He did.

[godofabs]

She lies.

[asofwar]

I would not!

[godofabs]

It was a travesty.

[asofwar]

[your face is a travesty.]

Do not throw dishonor at your friends so lightly, Thor.

[godofabs]

Dishonor, dear Sif? Surely not, you are more likely to throw a punch than I am to throw dishonor.

but who will serenade the city in his stead???

[hitandrun]

Should I be worried? [Spoilers: she's already worried.]

professional bards!!! adele makes no sense, jane foster

[asofwar]

Are you not all ready? [She certainly was.]

but sif she sets fire to the rain! that makes complete sense

[hitandrun]

[Omg Sif not where Thor can see it, but...]

... I've been worried since the bridge disappeared to be completely honest. The last time I saw Thor he was going to face off against someone who almost destroyed the town and killed him once already. When he didn't come back....

It was nice just to see he made it out okay. I hate seeing Thor like that, but there's a lot worse things to be. And it doesn't have to be this way forever. I'm going to find a way to all of you. I just need a little time. I know I'm on the right track.

WATER DOES NOT BURN WHAT WITCHCRAAAAFT

[asofwar]

...[Oh, Jane Foster. She does think there are many things to admire about you.]

You have done him a great deal of good, Jane Foster, and for that you have my gratitude.

You're our only hope

[punchedhitler]

Are you the Lady Jane he's always talking about?

[hitandrun]

It's just Jane. Jane Fos- [Huh. Something about this guy is really familiar. It's almost like she's seen his films or something.]

I'm sorry, but do I know you?

[punchedhitler]

Jane Fos.

No, uh, I'm Steve Rogers. I know Thor.

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[hitandrun]

No, Jane Foster. Sorry it's just this is going to drive me crazy until I figure out where I know you from...

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[hitandrun]

... Wait. Steve Rogers as in Captain Steve Rogers... No way. That'd be too crazy. Were your parents just really huge fans? I know my dad was.