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Did Thor really sing an Adele song in front of an entire city of people? Where did he even learn that- Wait. [Darcy. You're suspect number one.] Don't answer that. I think I can figure it out for myself.

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I did not perform her songs of woe. T'was Sif's fault, that is all.

Are you sure? Because it looked an awful lot like you were singing "Someone Like You" while eating poptarts.

[She might have forgotten Sif's involvement due to his lack of a shirt. She missed your abs, baby.]

Sif was the one that was perturbed by it, surely you do not think that I have no self-respect.

(a beat:)

Your absence was even more prominent during the day of lovers.

Of course not. You're the most self-respecting guy I know. [A beat because oh. That's why he was singing Adele. She doesn't really do Valentine's Day so it didn't immediately click. :(]

You mean Valentine's Day. Do you have that on Asgard?

In the city, however, it is celebrated. Sif is just very odd around the whole concept.

Adele? Seriously, that's pretty awesome.

He did.

I have no business celebrating it. I left it in your capable hands.

Are you the Lady Jane he's always talking about?

You were quite public with your plea to make me stop.

She lies.

To stop singing. Singing, Thor.

I would not!

She's a warrior woman, right? I don't think they're really into romance if Xena: Warrior Princess is any indication.

I do not know of Xena, she is not of Earth is she?

It was a travesty.

It was moving, Sif.

[your face is a travesty.]

Do not throw dishonor at your friends so lightly, Thor.

It was very worrying. Perhaps try a poem next time. Some ode to her eyes.

Dishonor, dear Sif? Surely not, you are more likely to throw a punch than I am to throw dishonor.

If I were Fandral, perhaps.

I am often too tempted.

If you were Fandral, I doubt you would have sung of her at all.

Being a warrior does not determine necessarily determine that, Jane Foster. Thor seems to be quite - to use the idiom - into it.

The honor you bestow on only me makes me blush quite like a maiden.

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