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[theotherspeedy]

So, it's your birthday.

You're old. Get the fuck over it. I'll be over here, not existing anymore.

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[voted_dead]

Yes, you are incredibly hot. But my hotness is of a different kind.

Different targets. Though I'm sure you get your fair share of interested women as well.

[theotherspeedy]

I wonder if it means anything that most of the women who think you're hot prettymuch just want to see you get it on with other dudes.

[voted_dead]

Goddamnit you would go there. [Awkward Atia memories are a go!]

[theotherspeedy]

What, not a fan of the Robin-cest genre, Todd?

[voted_dead]

Maybe with the right drinks in me-- no, not especially.

You shut the hell up, mun. Stop laughing.

[theotherspeedy]

I think I'm going to take up writing fanfiction.

[voted_dead]

"Oh, Roy," Mia moaned breathlessly, staring into the redhead's face with adoration...

Something like that?

[theotherspeedy]

[She just shrugs. She doesn't get fazed easily. Her life is messed up enough that it really doesn't get to her.]

From what I hear, you're the one getting paired with Roy more often. I think it's your shared love of guns.

[voted_dead]

I have to say I prefer being shipped and paired with the other Speedy.

[theotherspeedy]

Smooth, Todd.

It is hot when you're not the you that, you know, almost killed me.

[voted_dead]

Yeah no, that was some completely different asshole.

[theotherspeedy]

Well, some things are constant in the multiverse. [Ducking now!]

[voted_dead]

Oh, you asked for it now! C'mere! [He's still Bat-trained, and he's going for the grapple instead of the punch!]

[theotherspeedy]

Gahh!

[Daw, the street kids are rasslin'. Hope he's wearing a cup.]

[voted_dead]

[Every male cape wears a cup. Even Superboy.]

You were so asking for this, you know. [The imminent tickling, he means. Not the easiest to do through her costume, but he knows where it's thinnest -- and maybe where she's weakest.]