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[theotherspeedy]

So, it's your birthday.

You're old. Get the fuck over it. I'll be over here, not existing anymore.

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[littlearrow]

You said a bad word!

[theotherspeedy]

I did. Sorry.

...Don't tell your dad you heard it?

[littlearrow]

What are you gunna give me?

[voted_dead]

Trust me, you don't want to exist in this new shitfest of a canon.

I apparently started a team of psycho gingers. Like people needed more reason to hate me.

[theotherspeedy]

Ooooh, you're good.

I have... a bag of gummi bears and a Monster High doll of your choice with your name on it?

[littlearrow]

Fork over the gummies and we'll talk.

... Why do people say fork over? They're not really giving you a fork...

[theotherspeedy]

And neither of us gets to be in the cartoons. On the upside, since we're enitrely fictional, we'll be young and hot forever.

Or I will, anyway.

[theotherspeedy]

You drive a hard bargain, kiddo. And I don't know. Why did you say it?

[littlearrow]

'Cuz I heard Daddy say it before.

[voted_dead]

I am plenty hot.

[theotherspeedy]

Maaaaybe you should only say things when you know what they mean.

[theotherspeedy]

Sure you are. I'm just hotter.

[voted_dead]

Yes, you are incredibly hot. But my hotness is of a different kind.

Different targets. Though I'm sure you get your fair share of interested women as well.

[theotherspeedy]

I wonder if it means anything that most of the women who think you're hot prettymuch just want to see you get it on with other dudes.

[voted_dead]

Goddamnit you would go there. [Awkward Atia memories are a go!]

[mrbigshotarrow]

So, do we get to break into song, now?

[littlearrow]

I guess so.

Is it a bad thing to say?

[theotherspeedy]

Oh, please do. She hates her birthday and I can't stand her moping about it.

Wait, you're the you I'm used to, right? Not the you that wants to throttle me, or the one Eiffel Towering Starfire with Jaybird, right?

[theotherspeedy]

It's not polite, but it's not bad, exactly.

It's just generally a good rule to live by.

[theotherspeedy]

What, not a fan of the Robin-cest genre, Todd?

[littlearrow]

Oh okay. [She'll be good and try and mind her manners.]

... Did you get to have cake?

[voted_dead]

Maybe with the right drinks in me-- no, not especially.

You shut the hell up, mun. Stop laughing.

[middle_amazon]

The voice is deadpan with a side of disgust. "Join the club. I'm baking a cake."

[theotherspeedy]

Dude, after what they did to your family, do you really wanna exist in that world?

I won't turn down cake, though.

[theotherspeedy]

I think I'm going to take up writing fanfiction.