THIS SHOULD BE REAL

[gotoagent]

No. This is not real and you need to stop showing it to every one.

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True, but this is not one of them.

Have you seen Director Fury around?

[headbitchincharge]

No, but the Avengers just keep piling up. ( that doesn't spell disaster or anything. )

[gotoagent]

[so much baby sitting to be done. He's going to need a lot of coffee, or sugar, whichever.]

anything I should be briefed on?

[headbitchincharge]

( loki's still a skeezeball? does that count? )

Other than the troubling ratio of Lokis to other... agents ( because actually saying characters is weird ), not especially.

( awkward silence in which you'd think she'd clear her throat but she doesn't, she's just. awkwardly silent. )

Good to see you, Coulson.

[gotoagent]

You as well. It's good to be alive.

[headbitchincharge]

So you do know.

[gotoagent]

That Loki killed me? Yes. I'm just glad my death did something bring the team together.

[beat]

I just wish he hadn't ruined my cards to do it.

[headbitchincharge]

I thought it was a little dramatic, myself.

[gotoagent]

I'm going to have to start all over again.

[headbitchincharge]

They'll probably make new ones. ( she really wouldn't bother talking about this but sob phil. she is willing to humour you rn. )

[gotoagent]

[It's always a good idea to humor the dead.]

Will you collect them for me?

[headbitchincharge]

( OW, coulson, right in the feels! )

Not a word of this to anyone. ( color her cooperation is conditional upon his acceptance. )

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[hehe]

Not a word.