THIS SHOULD BE REAL

[gotoagent]

No. This is not real and you need to stop showing it to every one.

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[twoheadsofcabbage]

Oh yeah? Says who?

[The man glances sharply at...nothing, over his own shoulder.]

[gotoagent]

I am (just raises an eyebrow.)

What is your real name.

[twoheadsofcabbage]

Yeah, the point of an alias is: so I don't gotta tell you that.

[gotoagent]

You just confirmed your name is an alias. (Takes out his phone and takes a picture.) Smile.

[twoheadsofcabbage]

Huh?

[His brow furrows and he cocks his head to the side. So it's not an overly flattering picture.]

[gotoagent]

I am very good at finding out anything I need to know.

[twoheadsofcabbage]

And? Even we're good at that, man.

I was assuming the little guy hadn't shown up yet

[gotoagent]

We are?

Yep, Charlie's in the backpack. Charlie's always in the backpack. Until he isn't.

[twoheadsofcabbage]

My, uh, partner. And me. We work...closely.

[Because work is playing 72 straight hours of Animal Crossing with breaks only to watch reruns of Dharma and Greg (they don't care for Greg).]