canon is one tree hill. game is amat, but also apping to scorched.

[dedicatedbitch]

You have got to be kidding me. You're not seriously disappointed because your plans to kill me are ruined, are you?

[ She closes her eyes and presses her fingertips to either side of the bridge of her nose. ] Okay, look. [ She drops her hands again. ] I've dealt with a lot of crap because of you. A. Lot. I don't need to add dying and magically coming back to life without some of my memories to the list, okay? So just... stop thinking about it and trying to figure out how you can make it happen because I'm not going to let it. Got it? Not. Going. To let it. Happen.

It's bad enough that you're shipping me off to some steampunk paradise hellhole.

Comments

[dedicatedbitch]

Yeah. You and me both.

[cassielschoice]

I think that they should be discouraged as strongly as possible from this course of action.

[dedicatedbitch]

If you come up with a way to do that that'll actually work, let me know.

[cassielschoice]

Perhaps we could threaten to abandon them.

[dedicatedbitch]

I've tried that before and it's never worked. Mine claims I'm stuck with her for as long as humanly possible.

[cassielschoice]

Yes, mine just makes an odd 'pfft' noise and waves a hand.

[dedicatedbitch]

I'd hit mine if she did that. [ A pause. ] Somehow.

[cassielschoice]

Unfortunately, I can only defend myself and ridiculous hand motions do not count as an attack.

[dedicatedbitch]

Do you want me to try hitting yours, too? I pack a pretty mean punch.

[cassielschoice]

It may be worth the effort. She's really getting ideas.

[dedicatedbitch]

I'm so sorry.