@thetown

[ironwoman]

Yeah, yeah, I get it. Stop being a bitch and deal with anger issues. Yep, totally listening to you here. Mmhmm. Keep talking, I understand.

[ sorry mun, tony's too busy playing a game on her tablet. anyways, hi guys, female tony... ]

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[ironwoman]

Pretty much.

[ hi bruce hi hi hi. want some... uh. tea? tony didn't make it this time... ]

[purplepants]

He seems to like you.

[Eyes the tea. Every time he takes a hot drink from Tony, any Tony, it winds up with him losing tastebuds.

Takes it anyway and sips at. Okay Tony obviously didn't make it.]

[ironwoman]

I know. It's getting kinda creepy.

[ sip sip. hahaha screw yoooou. she can make tea, okay?. k.

offers a donut. eat, bruce. ]

[purplepants]

I guess restraining orders have their uses.

[but but... it's almost decent tea. what the hell tony?


takes the donut. isn't eating it yet.]

[ironwoman]

Yeah, it would... if he had a clue on how to read.

[ shhh shhh don't ask.... tony only knows how to make tea because pepper beat it into her head.

oh man. ]

[purplepants]

Well I hate to say it but I don't think he got as far as he did without being able to read.

Obviously his assistants are good.

[picking at the donut.]

[ironwoman]

Apparently.

[ rolls her eyes. ]

So. How about that town...

[purplepants]

The town?

[turning the donut over in his hands. oooh interesting donut.]

Well it's still there.

[ironwoman]

Would you be averse to helping me with the science, math... anything to get us outta there?

[ she's given up on the other guy idea. that was going no where. ]

[purplepants]

Are you asking me, or the other guy....?

[pocketing the donut....for later....]

[ironwoman]

You. [ nods...

ew. is that a donut in your pocket or are just just happy to see-- /slapped ]

[purplepants]

I can look into it then. I'm uh, not going to argue with getting us out of this place.

[gross tony, he put it in his jacket pocket. mind out of the gutter please.]

[ironwoman]

Could always use another genius on board.

[ that's even grosser. god. your jacket is... sob ]

[purplepants]

As long as you're not making the coffee.

[yep. countless nights pouring over data = coffee. and what? this jacket is fine kthnx.]

[ironwoman]

Fury likes it.

[ ...yeeep agreeing with that. and no, dude, when did you last wash that. ew ew ew ]

[purplepants]

Fury has also been drinking military style coffee for the last century.

[the other day, not that much of a hobo thanks.]

[ironwoman]

...I'll concede to that. The tea's not bad right?

[ right, i bet you have.
just like i totally banged pepper last night. ]

[purplepants]

It's drinkable.

[ i washed it in the sink. it took like, ages to dry out too.
did you?]

[ironwoman]

...
Right.

[ no, dumbass, i didn't.
but omfg do you not know what a washing machine is? do we need to housebreak you banner? ]

[purplepants]

Alright I'll stop being mean. It's fine.

[pft.
the washing machine isn't working and it's being a pain in the ass to fix okay? i'm housebroken.]

[ironwoman]

Jackass.

[ grins slightly, nudging.
oh god, why don't you just ask, idk, the tech genius here. i can fix it easily. just don't ask me to wash anything.
also totally doubting you are... ]

[purplepants]

I know.

[mock grimace at the nudging.
and it's a matter of pride, tony. pride. he should be able to fix anything, and asking tony to go in the kitchen is dodgy territory.]

[ironwoman]

Glad we're on the same page then.

[ oh come on.
tony can fix it no probs. let her fix it, bruce. let her fix your goddamned washing machine... because you smell like dishsoap and tony is now thinking you're slightly retarded.... ]

[purplepants]

The tea's good thanks.

[what. fine. can you make him a sandwich too? and he can't smell dishsoap what you talking about it smells fine!]

[ironwoman]

Good to know.

[ .....
you smell like dishsoap, k.

also. did you. did you just....
no, i am not making you a sandwich. YOU can make ME a sandwich though. ]