@thetown

[ironwoman]

Yeah, yeah, I get it. Stop being a bitch and deal with anger issues. Yep, totally listening to you here. Mmhmm. Keep talking, I understand.

[ sorry mun, tony's too busy playing a game on her tablet. anyways, hi guys, female tony... ]

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[therealgenius]

But you're always a bitch, you just have the proper equipment now.

...I hope, at least. Not that I want to check! I just mean...you have, uh...you look like a lady so I'm assuming...

You're always a bitch.

[ironwoman]

[ ....eyebrow raise. ]

At least I can keep a girl satisfied. [ sips her coffee. ]

[therealgenius]

At least there's no mes with tits running around.

[OH HE'S SO COCKING HIS HIPS AND CROSSING HIS ARMS RN]

[ironwoman]

Because you're pretty much a girl anyways, Hammer. [ sipsipsip.... then ...have some texting hammer. she knoooows. ]

Huh, I sound great as a guy.

[therealgenius]

Have you got your period yet?

[ironwoman]

Better question would be, have you got yours? I mean that women's prison... It's gotta be rough being the focal point of having broom sticks shoved up your hoo-ha, right?

[purplepants]

.....Is that Hammer again?

[ironwoman]

Pretty much.

[ hi bruce hi hi hi. want some... uh. tea? tony didn't make it this time... ]

[therealgenius]

Why are you so obsessed with anything phallic going in my ass? Is that a fetish or something?

[therealgenius]

[STOP TALKING ME ABOUT ME STONER HIPPIE

HE SEES YOU]

[purplepants]

He seems to like you.

[Eyes the tea. Every time he takes a hot drink from Tony, any Tony, it winds up with him losing tastebuds.

Takes it anyway and sips at. Okay Tony obviously didn't make it.]

[ironwoman]

Who said anything about an ass? I said vagina. I'm pretty sure you have a vagina. [ wise wise nod god. ]

[purplepants]

[STONER HIPPIE? STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF HAMMER.]

...Can I help you? Did you uh, get lost on your way to somewhere...?

[therealgenius]

Please stop imagining things going into my orifices.

It's getting to a point where I feel I might need to start wearing thought restraining order underthings.

[ironwoman]

I know. It's getting kinda creepy.

[ sip sip. hahaha screw yoooou. she can make tea, okay?. k.

offers a donut. eat, bruce. ]

[therealgenius]

[Jolly Green Giant ho-ho-ho any better?]

You're really bad at playing stupid, you know. Clearly Anthony hasn't rubbed off on you quite yet.

[ironwoman]

How about the ex-wife. I bet you put that in you. Only love you've ever gotten.

[ snerks... sorry she's just. terrible right now. ]

[purplepants]

I guess restraining orders have their uses.

[but but... it's almost decent tea. what the hell tony?


takes the donut. isn't eating it yet.]

[toomanyangles]

[...

Just ...]

[purplepants]

[Hey, Hulk likes his sweetcorn. It's good for you.]

No that was just a polite way of asking what you want.

What do you want?

[ironwoman]

Yeah, it would... if he had a clue on how to read.

[ shhh shhh don't ask.... tony only knows how to make tea because pepper beat it into her head.

oh man. ]

[purplepants]

Well I hate to say it but I don't think he got as far as he did without being able to read.

Obviously his assistants are good.

[picking at the donut.]

[ironwoman]

Apparently.

[ rolls her eyes. ]

So. How about that town...

[ironwoman]

[ ..... stares.

....offers a scotch.... ]

[purplepants]

The town?

[turning the donut over in his hands. oooh interesting donut.]

Well it's still there.