On teaming up with another villain

[i_am_dr_eggman]

An ally? Don't be absurd!

This Loki as he calls himself is little more than another pawn in my plans. Once I have what I need from him, I'll crush him just like Tony Stark and the rest of those so-called heroes.

He wants destruction, I can certainly provide it. And while he's distracted by the battle and those heroes, I'll be moving my plans forward and soon the world will the glorious rise of the Eggman Empire!

Comments

[apple_crusader]

...

Yer funny lookin'.

[i_am_dr_eggman]

[Just glaring.]

And what are you supposed to be? Another off that blasted hedgehog's friends?

[apple_crusader]

[trollface.jpg]

My name's Applebloom! I don' know any hedgehogs you might wanna talk ta Fluttershy 'bout that.

What're you anyway? I haven't seen anything like you before.

[i_am_dr_eggman]

I am Dr. Eggman, the greatest scientific genius in the world and soon to be its greatest ruler.

[apple_crusader]

Eggman?...But you don' look that much like a egg.

[arach_nerd]

An Eggman that looks like a walrus. What're the odds?

[i_am_dr_eggman]

[You get glaring too!]

And just what are you supposed to be?

[arach_nerd]

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

Otherwise known as the Amazing Spider-Man.

[i_am_dr_eggman]

Ridiculous! You look nothing like a spider.

[arach_nerd]

And you look nothing like John Lennon. What's your point?

I'm not sorry for this.

[enjoys_plan_b]

TARGET ACQUIRED.

NAME: DOCTOR EGGMAN.
STATUS: LIVING.

I WILL BE SURE TO RECTIFY THAT. PREPARE FOR ANNIHILATION.

Omega! You are awesome

[i_am_dr_eggman]

Ah, if it isn't one of my rebellious creations.

[He doesn't seem bothered by the threat of annihilation.]

I should have you dismantled and used for scrap.

You're more awesome.

[enjoys_plan_b]

YOU ARE THE ONE WHO WILL BE DISMANTLED NOW, DOCTOR.

[And out of his arms come two gatling guns.]

ANY FINAL WORDS BEFORE YOUR ANNIHILATION?

Aw, thanks. I just like playing this big Egg here

[i_am_dr_eggman]

[He sighs, shaking his head.]

Such a shame. If only you weren't malfunctioning and instead focused on that Hedgehog. Well, take this!

[Just pushing a button and letting a small group of EggPawn robots attack while fleeing for his Egg-life!]

I can see why, I do love the good Doctor.

[enjoys_plan_b]

[KILL. DESTROY. ANNIHILATE.

Well, that was easy. Now on to Eggman. JET BOOSTERS ARE GO]

[kicks_silver]

Doctor, if you continue to spout your plans for the world to hear, you're never going to get your Empire.

[i_am_dr_eggman]

Of course I will. It's not like any of them can do anything to stop me.

[kicks_silver]

You've been stopped every time.

[i_am_dr_eggman]

Just minor setbacks, Shadow.

And besides, there's no meddlesome hedgehogs here to get in my way.

[kicks_silver]

If Sonic can stop you, what makes you think heroes from other worlds can't?

[wontstopjust_go]

"Eggman Empire."

Yeah right! Still going at it, eh, Doc?

[i_am_dr_eggman]

Well if it isn't Sonic.

Of course I am.

[wontstopjust_go]

The one and only!

Come on, doc, you don't really think your plan is gonna work, do you?

[i_am_dr_eggman]

Of course it will! You're not around to meddle in my plans so there's no one that even presents a challenge.

[wontstopjust_go]

Even Amy could kick your butt!