On teaming up with another villain

[i_am_dr_eggman]

An ally? Don't be absurd!

This Loki as he calls himself is little more than another pawn in my plans. Once I have what I need from him, I'll crush him just like Tony Stark and the rest of those so-called heroes.

He wants destruction, I can certainly provide it. And while he's distracted by the battle and those heroes, I'll be moving my plans forward and soon the world will the glorious rise of the Eggman Empire!

Comments

[apple_crusader]

...

Yer funny lookin'.

[i_am_dr_eggman]

[Just glaring.]

And what are you supposed to be? Another off that blasted hedgehog's friends?

[apple_crusader]

[trollface.jpg]

My name's Applebloom! I don' know any hedgehogs you might wanna talk ta Fluttershy 'bout that.

What're you anyway? I haven't seen anything like you before.

[i_am_dr_eggman]

I am Dr. Eggman, the greatest scientific genius in the world and soon to be its greatest ruler.

[apple_crusader]

Eggman?...But you don' look that much like a egg.

[i_am_dr_eggman]

That's because I'm not an egg. I'm a human.

[arach_nerd]

An Eggman that looks like a walrus. What're the odds?

[i_am_dr_eggman]

[You get glaring too!]

And just what are you supposed to be?

[apple_crusader]

A hu-man?

Wow! I think yer the first hu-man, I've ever met! [Wonderful first impressions eh?]

[arach_nerd]

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

Otherwise known as the Amazing Spider-Man.

[i_am_dr_eggman]

Really now? And have you ever met a robot before?

[i_am_dr_eggman]

Ridiculous! You look nothing like a spider.

[arach_nerd]

And you look nothing like John Lennon. What's your point?

[i_am_dr_eggman]

[So much more glaring.]

Begone! You're starting to annoy me.

[apple_crusader]

...Nope...what's a robot?

[i_am_dr_eggman]

Get a load of this!

[He presses a button and in teleports one of his Egg Pawns.]

This is one of my marvelous creations.

I'm not sorry for this.

[enjoys_plan_b]

TARGET ACQUIRED.

NAME: DOCTOR EGGMAN.
STATUS: LIVING.

I WILL BE SURE TO RECTIFY THAT. PREPARE FOR ANNIHILATION.

Omega! You are awesome

[i_am_dr_eggman]

Ah, if it isn't one of my rebellious creations.

[He doesn't seem bothered by the threat of annihilation.]

I should have you dismantled and used for scrap.

You're more awesome.

[enjoys_plan_b]

YOU ARE THE ONE WHO WILL BE DISMANTLED NOW, DOCTOR.

[And out of his arms come two gatling guns.]

ANY FINAL WORDS BEFORE YOUR ANNIHILATION?

Aw, thanks. I just like playing this big Egg here

[i_am_dr_eggman]

[He sighs, shaking his head.]

Such a shame. If only you weren't malfunctioning and instead focused on that Hedgehog. Well, take this!

[Just pushing a button and letting a small group of EggPawn robots attack while fleeing for his Egg-life!]

I can see why, I do love the good Doctor.

[enjoys_plan_b]

[KILL. DESTROY. ANNIHILATE.

Well, that was easy. Now on to Eggman. JET BOOSTERS ARE GO]

He is one of my favorite video game bad guys of all time.

[i_am_dr_eggman]

[Quickly hopping into one of his nice EggMobiles and firing up his own jet boosters.]

Don't you ever give up?!

[kicks_silver]

Doctor, if you continue to spout your plans for the world to hear, you're never going to get your Empire.

[i_am_dr_eggman]

Of course I will. It's not like any of them can do anything to stop me.

[kicks_silver]

You've been stopped every time.