Mun just had overdue canon review. Canon is A&E's Hornblower series.

[simplestgift]

I don't know why you're griping about how much it "hurts."  You didn't live it.

What's more, I'm not sure I'm quite as excited as you are by the prospect of being chased by a werewolf in the next few months.  ...Yes I know you like action, but it's not your skin on the line, is it?

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[simplestgift]

She's been on again about sending us to another game just so we can reunite again. I don't like it, Horatio.

[captainhornblower]

They do like to talk and plot, don't they?

[simplestgift]

You've heard what they have planned for the summer and after!

[captainhornblower]

...I know.

[simplestgift]

...I don't like the thought of dying again, Horatio. But I like even less the thought of you dying once.

[captainhornblower]

It won't happen, Archie.

They'll change their minds. You know how they are.

[simplestgift]

Yes. I know how they are. The last few months of thinking on it haven't changed anything, what good will another few months do?

[captainhornblower]

It's not going to happen.

[He's so cute when he's stubborn. And wrong.]

[simplestgift]

And if it does? What will you do?

[captainhornblower]

It won't happen.

SKFSAS:FASKDGJA:SD THAT ICON

[simplestgift]

That isn't an answer.

*halo*

[captainhornblower]

I don't need to answer. Because it won't happen.

[simplestgift]

And what will you do to stop it?

[captainhornblower]

...Anything.

[simplestgift]

..That's what they're counting on, isn't it?

[captainhornblower]

They're awful.

[simplestgift]

Will you be all right?

[captainhornblower]

Of course.

[simplestgift]

It'll only be a week. [He still sounds really, really nervous about this.] That's for both of us.

[captainhornblower]

I'll... I'll be fine.

Just... as long as you come back.

[simplestgift]

[A wan smile.] I'll come back, Horatio. You know what they have planned. "Never parted again," they've promised. They're too sentimental to let us down.

[captainhornblower]

They better keep to that.

[simplestgift]

...You'll have Mr. Bush. And Jilly.

[captainhornblower]

But I won't have you.

[simplestgift]

Of course you will. Don't be silly. It'll only be a week, and it's so far in the future, Horatio...