Mun just had overdue canon review. Canon is A&E's Hornblower series.

[simplestgift]

I don't know why you're griping about how much it "hurts."  You didn't live it.

What's more, I'm not sure I'm quite as excited as you are by the prospect of being chased by a werewolf in the next few months.  ...Yes I know you like action, but it's not your skin on the line, is it?

Comments

[fulltimeoz]

For what it's worth...I'm not really keen on the idea, either.

[simplestgift]

Yes, I...was given to understand you don't normally chase innocent boys around. No hard feelings, then?

[fulltimeoz]

Not my thing really, no.

I'm cool if you're cool.

[simplestgift]

Perhaps "cool" isn't the word I'd choose, but no hard feelings. And if I hurt you?

[Because nothing is going to happen to Wellard. Nothing.]

[fulltimeoz]

Understood.

...Not saying I'm a fan. [but he's not saying no, either]

[simplestgift]

...I'll try my very best not to.

[He'll probably get nowhere close, frankly, but nothing is going to happen to Wellard.]

[fulltimeoz]

Fair enough.

[greenjacketed]

[ a hearty, skeptical laugh. ]

A werewolf, eh?

[simplestgift]

Only three nights out of the month.

[greenjacketed]

Are you certain this isn't just a man a tad too fond of his spirits, lad?

[ sharpe has seen a few men turn monstrous under the drink. and others who didn't need it at all. ]

[simplestgift]

While I've known many a large, hairy monster given to incomprehensible snarling, no. It's a werewolf.

[greenjacketed]

Impossible. No such beast -- not outside of children's tales.

[simplestgift]

As you say. How's the war going?

[captainhornblower]

I think they mean it as a sort of sympathy. [Yeah, he doesn't sound convinced.]

[simplestgift]

She's been on again about sending us to another game just so we can reunite again. I don't like it, Horatio.

[captainhornblower]

They do like to talk and plot, don't they?

[simplestgift]

You've heard what they have planned for the summer and after!

[captainhornblower]

...I know.

[simplestgift]

...I don't like the thought of dying again, Horatio. But I like even less the thought of you dying once.

[wontbeforgotten]

Sounds as bad as this one. She cried watching my series. Probably blubber worse the second time she watches through it knowing what's to come.

Can't say she doesn't keep you on your toes at least?

SKDGSJ:DGSLDKJFHLS KARA

[simplestgift]

She could be worse. [Heck, Archie's own canon was a million times worse to him than his own mun, who tends to be inclined to throw the beaten dog a bone.] I've seen worse, anyway. Just...no werewolves.

Eheh. She's a newer muse ish. I've still only seen the series the once through.

[wontbeforgotten]

I'm sure she could be.

[A pause, raising an eyebrow for a moment at that.] Can't say I have either. But I'm sure they would be easier to deal with than toasters at least, whatever they are.

/still has secret fantasies about having a Kara in Luceti for all the awkwardz with a Lee lookalike

[simplestgift]

Toasters are a bit frustrating, aren't they? Mine keeps popping the bread out when it isn't done. Back in it goes, and before you can say "Jack Robinson" it's burnt to ashes. Nonetheless, if one bites you, you don't turn into one yourself. Makes them better in my book.

That could be beautiful or just really awkward depending on canon point.

[wontbeforgotten]

I don't mean those toasters. I mean the cylons. But I can't say they're contagious or anything, no. I assume these 'werewolves' are? [She could probably still take them. Kara has likely also seen and dealt with worse.]

/wants all the awkward. Archie isn't anything like Lee, really.

[simplestgift]

Werewolves are...wolves, as I understand it. Very large wolves. Only three nights of the month, though. The rest of the time, they're men. Or at least, so I've heard. They're only myths back home.