canon = nextwave

[boomboompow]

Are you a cop or something?

Comments

[nobodysbishie]

Well, yeah Tabby. You know me, always have been a cop.

[boomboompow]

Yeah, but, like, you're a semi-notsucky cop. This bitch might be totally made of fail.

[nobodysbishie]

Always glad t' get your vote of approval, Booms.

So what's this mun tryin' to put you through now?

[boomboompow]

Iunno. She's mostly just chillin' around doin' nothing right now.

[nobodysbishie]

Then what's got you worried about her being so crappy, anyway?

[boomboompow]

She gets to, like, tell me what to do and shit.

[nobodysbishie]

Well, she gets to try.

[boomboompow]

[B)] Oh, yeah, I forgot about all that.

[nobodysbishie]

Always glad to brighten your day, Tabs.

[gentleman_thief]

Really if you're here I would assume you didn't have much of anything to fear from the authorities.

[boomboompow]

Like, but cops can be all sneaky like, right?

[gentleman_thief]

Not in my experience but perhaps you need to align yourself with someone equally as sneaky?

[boomboompow]

So what's the pitch?

[gentleman_thief]

Oh I wasn't suggesting myself. I haven't been in the criminal profession for a while. I was just offering some advice.

[boomboompow]

Why'd you quit stealing all the stuff?

[gentleman_thief]

I just couldn't do it anymore. Not for moral reasons but I just didn't have the mindset for the job anymore.

I was more worried about supernatural things trying to catch me than the cops, it eventually got me caught.

[boomboompow]

Like demons or something?

[gentleman_thief]

Close enough a description though it doesn't do the power of it justice.

[boomboompow]

So why didn't you just explode 'em?

[gentleman_thief]

Like I said, too powerful. The best I did was sometime after when I launched it into space. Even then I fear someone will find it again.

[boomboompow]

They'd have to go to space or something, right?

[gentleman_thief]

Yes but it has quite some time to wait, it never dies.

[doesntmiss]

...that'd be some police force.

[boomboompow]

Ikr? Soooo creepy.

[doesntmiss]

And not very efficient.

[boomboompow]

So they'd be like mall cops or whatever?

[doesntmiss]

Insane, all-powerful mall cops with squirrel syndrome.

[boomboompow]

OMG, are they sick, too? Groooss I don't want their germs all over me.

[doesntmiss]

[Wow this one's a no-brainer, huh. Or just similarly affected.]

Means easily distracted, actually. But the point is not to get caught, anyway, so you'll dodge the germs one way or another.

[boomboompow]

[Both.]

Oooh. Okies. Yeah, like, and mall cops don't even have the good shit kind of handcuffs.