Say hello to Hawkeye's Older Brother-MCU version.

[heiroftrickshot]

What.

I'm not going anywhere. Little Bro's just going to have to deal. It's about time "The Hawk" had competition.

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[ofafeather]

What?

[heiroftrickshot]

Bobbi!

[The next words out of his mouth are a surprise to even him] thanks for turning my brother into an emotionless robot bitch.

[ofafeather]

--wait, what?

[Because that isn't actually ringing a bell at all.]

[heiroftrickshot]

...Rights. Wait. Different Universes. So I shouldn't be thanking you persay but your evil doppleganger clone. You started all this sister-in-law, however indirectly.

...Good god this shit is fucked up.

[ofafeather]

Oh, yeah. The evil me. I want to hit her. Maybe break a bone or two.

I think "fucked up" is probably an understatement.

[heiroftrickshot]

In the long run what you chose to do with your doppleganger's your business.

I aim to kill all the Clints I see if I can. want to be added to my list?

[ofafeather]

I thought I already was. But if I'm not, well, goody, keep me off of it.

But if I see you trying to kill someone, I might have to hit you. Fair warning.

[heiroftrickshot]

I don't have a problem shooting a woman. [And there's a bow, and arrows.] see?

[ofafeather]

And I don't have a problem hitting you with my stick. [And there are her batons.] See?

[heiroftrickshot]

[Aim, and shoot. bam.]

[ofafeather]

[Dodge.]

Why does it always end this way whenever I see you? It really makes it impossible to have fun family reunions.

[thestarspangledman]

...You're Barton's brother?

[heiroftrickshot]

...And you're Captain America.

Clint used to read your comics as a kid. Those and Robin Hood.

[thestarspangledman]

[And that's an amused little grin.] A lot of kids did, or so I hear.

[heiroftrickshot]

Yeah. Well. You gave a lot of kids some really stupid ideas. [Like right and wrong. PSSH.] My brother included.

[thestarspangledman]

Like what? Fighting for your country? Disliking bullies? They don't seem all that stupid to me.

[heiroftrickshot]

Hey Cap, look, I sympathize. Really I do. I was a fucking marine. I was a SHIELD agent. I was my brother's analyst and his back-up. Except, you know-doing the right thing opposed to family.

Serving your country opposed to family.

...Has Clint...[He moves forward] Has Clint told you his history? Just exactly what he's done? What SHIELD's done?

> is intrigued

[rainingarrows]

Oh joy, just what I needed. A family reunion.

I read the backstory and could not resist. COME INTO BIG BROTHER'S ARMS and let him shoot you.

[heiroftrickshot]

I'm being civil little bro.

[Is that an edge of fear in his voice? Maybe. He knows you can out shoot him Clint.]

He's already punched Red Skull in the face today, do not make him punch you

[rainingarrows]

I'm not in the mood. I also thought you were dead.

[ooc: don't mind me, still working out movie-verse backstory on Clint]

The clint in my head approves so hard.

[heiroftrickshot]

Next time aim for an eye or something vital dumbass. Although I bet you cut an impressive figure, walking out of the warehouse with your father and brother's blood on your hands.

That make you feel better bird boy?

It was pretty awesome |Db

[rainingarrows]

I'll take that into consideration.

[God he is not prepared to deal with you right now, like, at all. He probably shouldn't even be talking to you. Even if you aren't dead you're still considered a traitor to SHIELD]

Not exactly. But you probably knew it wouldn't.

..I'm so glad a Hawkeye tagged me. D: I was like, noo all this brother angst in my head. D:

[heiroftrickshot]

So I hear you're dating the Black Widow. uh-you know what she is right?

[He knows you're not. You'd be dead by now if you two had had sex. But you know. He's taunting you. It's fun taunting little brothers.]

I have to thank you for getting me to think more about Clint's past at any rate

[rainingarrows]

I don't know who's been spreading rumors like that. Far as I know Tasha and I are not a...couple, not like that.

[He's not touching that question]

his comic backstory is pretty dark man, you wouldn't think it, but.

[heiroftrickshot]

I have some pretty gossipy new friends. What can I say. Again. do you know what she is?

my wiki gleanings have told me as much, been trying to mesh together a backstory from a few canons

[rainingarrows]

Yes, Barney. I know what she was and is. I pulled her out of it.

Best of luck man.

[heiroftrickshot]

...So it is love.

[ex_mygenuinepleasure660]

Oh. Goodie. Suddenly so glad I'm an AU.

OMG THIS.

[heiroftrickshot]

...Can I say that my life would have been so much easier if you were a girl.

[And the Clint in his writer's head is just going to face palm forever]

How could I resist?!

[ex_mygenuinepleasure660]

What? You wouldn't hit a girl and then I could just kick your ass? With a smile even?

LOL.

[heiroftrickshot]

Because maybe you would be more understanding of my choices and viewpoints.

[ex_mygenuinepleasure660]

What? Because I have tits? Go on. I want to hear this.

/couldn't resist

[rainingarrows]

[Do not think about how hot your girl-version is. Do not think about how hot your girl-version is.]

Well this is new.

Good. Never resist tempation

[ex_mygenuinepleasure660]

Well hello, Handsome. I keep telling myself it could be worse because, well, skills, look and talent. I can't complain.