Say hello to Hawkeye's Older Brother-MCU version.

[heiroftrickshot]

What.

I'm not going anywhere. Little Bro's just going to have to deal. It's about time "The Hawk" had competition.

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[ofafeather]

What?

[thestarspangledman]

...You're Barton's brother?

[heiroftrickshot]

Bobbi!

[The next words out of his mouth are a surprise to even him] thanks for turning my brother into an emotionless robot bitch.

[heiroftrickshot]

...And you're Captain America.

Clint used to read your comics as a kid. Those and Robin Hood.

[thestarspangledman]

[And that's an amused little grin.] A lot of kids did, or so I hear.

[heiroftrickshot]

Yeah. Well. You gave a lot of kids some really stupid ideas. [Like right and wrong. PSSH.] My brother included.

> is intrigued

[rainingarrows]

Oh joy, just what I needed. A family reunion.

[ofafeather]

--wait, what?

[Because that isn't actually ringing a bell at all.]

I read the backstory and could not resist. COME INTO BIG BROTHER'S ARMS and let him shoot you.

[heiroftrickshot]

I'm being civil little bro.

[Is that an edge of fear in his voice? Maybe. He knows you can out shoot him Clint.]

[heiroftrickshot]

...Rights. Wait. Different Universes. So I shouldn't be thanking you persay but your evil doppleganger clone. You started all this sister-in-law, however indirectly.

...Good god this shit is fucked up.

He's already punched Red Skull in the face today, do not make him punch you

[rainingarrows]

I'm not in the mood. I also thought you were dead.

[ooc: don't mind me, still working out movie-verse backstory on Clint]

[ofafeather]

Oh, yeah. The evil me. I want to hit her. Maybe break a bone or two.

I think "fucked up" is probably an understatement.

[thestarspangledman]

Like what? Fighting for your country? Disliking bullies? They don't seem all that stupid to me.

[heiroftrickshot]

In the long run what you chose to do with your doppleganger's your business.

I aim to kill all the Clints I see if I can. want to be added to my list?

The clint in my head approves so hard.

[heiroftrickshot]

Next time aim for an eye or something vital dumbass. Although I bet you cut an impressive figure, walking out of the warehouse with your father and brother's blood on your hands.

That make you feel better bird boy?

[heiroftrickshot]

Hey Cap, look, I sympathize. Really I do. I was a fucking marine. I was a SHIELD agent. I was my brother's analyst and his back-up. Except, you know-doing the right thing opposed to family.

Serving your country opposed to family.

...Has Clint...[He moves forward] Has Clint told you his history? Just exactly what he's done? What SHIELD's done?

[ex_mygenuinepleasure660]

Oh. Goodie. Suddenly so glad I'm an AU.

It was pretty awesome |Db

[rainingarrows]

I'll take that into consideration.

[God he is not prepared to deal with you right now, like, at all. He probably shouldn't even be talking to you. Even if you aren't dead you're still considered a traitor to SHIELD]

Not exactly. But you probably knew it wouldn't.

[ofafeather]

I thought I already was. But if I'm not, well, goody, keep me off of it.

But if I see you trying to kill someone, I might have to hit you. Fair warning.

..I'm so glad a Hawkeye tagged me. D: I was like, noo all this brother angst in my head. D:

[heiroftrickshot]

So I hear you're dating the Black Widow. uh-you know what she is right?

[He knows you're not. You'd be dead by now if you two had had sex. But you know. He's taunting you. It's fun taunting little brothers.]

OMG THIS.

[heiroftrickshot]

...Can I say that my life would have been so much easier if you were a girl.

[And the Clint in his writer's head is just going to face palm forever]

I have to thank you for getting me to think more about Clint's past at any rate

[rainingarrows]

I don't know who's been spreading rumors like that. Far as I know Tasha and I are not a...couple, not like that.

[He's not touching that question]

his comic backstory is pretty dark man, you wouldn't think it, but.

[heiroftrickshot]

I have some pretty gossipy new friends. What can I say. Again. do you know what she is?

How could I resist?!

[ex_mygenuinepleasure660]

What? You wouldn't hit a girl and then I could just kick your ass? With a smile even?

[heiroftrickshot]

I don't have a problem shooting a woman. [And there's a bow, and arrows.] see?

[ofafeather]

And I don't have a problem hitting you with my stick. [And there are her batons.] See?

my wiki gleanings have told me as much, been trying to mesh together a backstory from a few canons

[rainingarrows]

Yes, Barney. I know what she was and is. I pulled her out of it.

/couldn't resist

[rainingarrows]

[Do not think about how hot your girl-version is. Do not think about how hot your girl-version is.]

Well this is new.

Good. Never resist tempation

[ex_mygenuinepleasure660]

Well hello, Handsome. I keep telling myself it could be worse because, well, skills, look and talent. I can't complain.

[heiroftrickshot]

[Aim, and shoot. bam.]

Best of luck man.

[heiroftrickshot]

...So it is love.

LOL.

[heiroftrickshot]

Because maybe you would be more understanding of my choices and viewpoints.

[ex_mygenuinepleasure660]

What? Because I have tits? Go on. I want to hear this.

[ofafeather]

[Dodge.]

Why does it always end this way whenever I see you? It really makes it impossible to have fun family reunions.