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[latrodectism]

No, I'm happy for it. You can always use more redheads, right?

Comments

[purplepants]

Is that a trick question, Ms Romanoff? I'm not sure anyone should be answering that.

[latrodectism]

Sort of an inside joke with my writer and ... Everyone. She's got the weirdest affinity for red headed muses.

[purplepants]

Well then I guess your mundane can use more redheads.

[latrodectism]

Many more and it might turn into a convention. [You don't understand the amount of ginger in this head, okay.]

[thestarspangledman]

I'm happy, too, if it means I can get to know you better, ma'am.

[latrodectism]

[CAREFUL CAP, THE WRONG CAPTAIN IS SHOWING]

Yeah, you too.

[thestarspangledman]

[HEY NOW he is actually totally genuine about this. If he's gotta lead a team he better get to know them, right?]

I'm -- really not all that complicated.

[latrodectism]

Everyone is complicated in their own right.

You knew Stark's father. That's more than any of us can say.

[flyingg]

Lots of people can use more redheads.

[latrodectism]

I see nothing wrong with having a few.

[flyingg]

Exactly. It also shows good taste.

... not just the more-redheads part, I mean.

[heiroftrickshot]

There's always something to be said for red hair.

[latrodectism]

Is there?

[heiroftrickshot]

All red-headed women are descending from cats after all.

[latrodectism]

Where did you hear that?

[swissarmybow]

But only one of you, I hope.

[latrodectism]

I couldn't handle two of me.

[swissarmybow]

I don't think anyone could.

[latrodectism]

... Hulk might. [Because honestly, that fight sucked. No offense to Bruce of course.]

[odinsdottir]

It is a notable quality of yours.

[latrodectism]

Unfortunately or not.

[odinsdottir]

Do you not have dyes, here in Midgard? You cannot change how you appear?

[aggravating]

Could the world use more hand cream? [IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

Hi 'Tasha.

Please don't rip his dick off while he sleeps.

That would be awkward.]

[latrodectism]

[...Dick removal might just be imminent.]

Flattering as it is, Stark, I'd advise keeping the comments to a slightly more PG level. [Lets see how mature the Iron Man can be.]

[aggravating]

[Mature? What is this word mature.

It's not in the Tony Stark dictionary of awesome]

Yeah, uh. Anything with me in it is pretty much automatically jacked up to borderline R.

Almost sure Fury put that on a report.