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[latrodectism]

No, I'm happy for it. You can always use more redheads, right?

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[purplepants]

Is that a trick question, Ms Romanoff? I'm not sure anyone should be answering that.

[latrodectism]

Sort of an inside joke with my writer and ... Everyone. She's got the weirdest affinity for red headed muses.

[purplepants]

Well then I guess your mundane can use more redheads.

[thestarspangledman]

I'm happy, too, if it means I can get to know you better, ma'am.

[latrodectism]

Many more and it might turn into a convention. [You don't understand the amount of ginger in this head, okay.]

[purplepants]

Sort of like a herd of zebra then... just red ones.... [ There's a ginger joke somewhere, but bruce likes living.]

[latrodectism]

[CAREFUL CAP, THE WRONG CAPTAIN IS SHOWING]

Yeah, you too.

[latrodectism]

[...Rude.]

Smattered with the occasional blonde. [Hey hey, she's not a complete grump- she can handle a good joke or two.]

[thestarspangledman]

[HEY NOW he is actually totally genuine about this. If he's gotta lead a team he better get to know them, right?]

I'm -- really not all that complicated.

[purplepants]

[So not rude...]

Oh so there's a soul in there somewhere then.

[.............Oh shit. Forgot who he was talking to.]

[latrodectism]

[.... Rude. Seriously, look at the amused look on her face.]

Having no soul might mean I have no morals. [Debating to herself; it's not like she ever fights fair, anyway. Makes sense.]

[latrodectism]

Everyone is complicated in their own right.

You knew Stark's father. That's more than any of us can say.

[purplepants]

[ Ugh. Disaster averted if that amused look is anything to go by. Maybe.]

It's an old joke. Doesn't make it true.

[Not sure if Romanoff is pulling his leg or not...]

[thestarspangledman]

....Yeah. I know.

I'm still just a kid from Brooklyn, though.

[latrodectism]

[You're just lucky, Bruce. She could take you on easy peasy. But Hulk? Yeah, it's not so fun when all you do is smash her hiding spots. Cheater.]

No, but there's a point there somewhere. It's easy to dye hair than it is get myself a soul. [IS SHE STILL JOKING? Who knows...]

[latrodectism]

And that makes you any less interesting? [Eyebrow]

[purplepants]

[Please, that's Natasha's fault for making it look like a game of whack-a-mole to Hulk.]

Well....most people get souls for free. Hair dye is expensive.

[What is this conversation even....]

[latrodectism]

[She likes her hiding spots, okay?]

Every freckle is a stolen soul. [...Glancing down.] Then again, I'm Russian. [Or was] I don't have a lot. [SAD FACE]

[purplepants]

[Well they obviously weren't that great hiding spots. Just saying.]

I'm sure if you sit out in the sun you'll find some....

[latrodectism]

[You have no say, you ruin every hiding spot.]

... I burn.

[purplepants]

[If Hulk can find them, then they were pretty poor.]

...

[So glad Tony isn't around to state the obvious comments here.]

Fifteen minutes a day is all you need. Anything else is wasted.

[flyingg]

Lots of people can use more redheads.

[heiroftrickshot]

There's always something to be said for red hair.

[latrodectism]

I might be a bit focused on my work, doctor, but I enjoy the rays as much as the next girl.

[Maybe.]

[latrodectism]

I see nothing wrong with having a few.