her intro is finally out and god DAMN lets get some COMMENTARY in here

[haxxorbitch]

ok
ok mun
so

so i have a name now frist off lesgo with that because its FUCKIN AWESOME
i mean rita was an ok nickname 4 me but honestly
i am relaly fuckin glad to be roxy

and im also reely glad so many of your friends are all happy about this
and talkin bout my mad bartending and haxxor skills
and haing all those jane rpers to go round is pretty good
*having
but see heres the other thing that i know rfo sure you know about now
and that is
a broad CANNOT LIEV off of rum cake and cotton candy alone!!!!
oh no
no miss ee
as delicuous as these things are
she must have a BALANCED DIET to maintain her standard roguish demeanor
and that means like
what hell yes ami going 2 say it
things like COLORS an SALT n MEAT
yes
yes i WET THERewhat are you gounna do ab out it
*WENT THERE
ok yeah i had to fix that because that godt kinda gross

but yeah
find a mmee
*meme
fuck find a game
(ok if you dont i UNDERSTAND youre a busy lady just like me but i mean at least htink about it)
*think
and find me
some
fellas
tyia :3

ps also actual more alchemizationshit would be cool i really liked that midnightgown thing and the aviation thing is just brill
just remindin you i am actually at least part lcassy

Comments

[haxxorbitch]

really
huh
ive always got kind of a
implicit approval vibe from her
like
she has these fully stocked licker cabinets???
but then he snever drinks
*she ever
*never
*never ever

so i d really k

[tinfoil_angel]

Hm, maybe because she is worried that if you aren't the exact same way she grew up knowing you that you wouldn't do things the exact same way and that would doom your world even more?

[He shrugs.]

Oh right I should introduce myself, I'm Karl.

[He'd offer his hand to Roxy.]

[haxxorbitch]

you know
that soundsl ot liek my canons logic
*sounds a lot
*like
i think ur maybe right
and hten i thought well shell never b alright unless shes pissed bout wizards and sdoent vacuum

[She'll reciprocate the handshake.]

roxy lalonde
even though you probably know that already
from everything

[tinfoil_angel]

Right, though my mundane hasn't gotten to the act involving you yet.

Also, oddly enough we're from the same sort of "canon" a webcomic.

[haxxorbitch]

oh
shoot then dont want to spoil her

how bout we talk about your cnaon more im curious
is it like a weird webcomic like mine or is it all comicbooky

[tinfoil_angel]

More like a comic book. The quality is amazing, especially since they put out a few pages every week all for free. It's called FreakAngels, simple enough name for me considering that's what my friends and I call ourselves.

[haxxorbitch]

well id say mins a couple pages a DAY and beat that
btu that wouldnt be very friendly would it
*but
freakangels do sound like pretty cool things to be
so what kind of freaks are you
like sad deformed freaks
or like freaky awesome
or a little of both that sounds like the pest kind of sotry probably

[tinfoil_angel]

Well a bit of both I guess but the physical part of it isn't so bad really. Pale skin and purple eyes isn't so bad.

[He'd take off his goggles to show her his purple eyes. Granted it was obvious it wasn't something a lot of people would freak out about.]

As for the awesome part of it, I don't know where to even start with that.

[haxxorbitch]

oooh
purple really
my mom actually has the same maybe shes secretly a freakwithc too or something
intrestin
pawesome stuff just sems to easy to come by hereadays isnt it
*so easyy
i havent got any of that yet but maybe onec our game starts

[tinfoil_angel]

Probably, has your weapon of choice already been decided for your act?

[haxxorbitch]

looks like itll prolly be a gun
technically not sures though could be a gift from some creeper

[tinfoil_angel]

Well seems a little more intimidating than baked goods.

[haxxorbitch]

hahaha hell yeah you could say that again
huh so du yu know janes dad

[tinfoil_angel]

Other than yourself, your mom, both striders and some of the trolls I haven't really met anyone from your world.

[haxxorbitch]

oh ok
well tldr he actually does fight with baked goods
amazin huh
hes a real dilf kind of guy
*dcent

[tinfoil_angel]

Oh huh, I do remember seeing your older self with another man of that description. I wonder who that would be then.

[haxxorbitch]

hmmm
i think i have an idea
but im not rly sure so lets not go assuming

[tinfoil_angel]

I suppose we shouldn't bother speculating, it'll come to light soon enough.

My mun thinks I should show off what I can do. Though to be honest I think you guys aren't too far behind on the ladder of amazing things that can be done. Other than the whole inability to die bit we're not that far apart. Even less so if I go into a game.

[haxxorbitch]

yeah xactly
so i would really like 2 see that
jstu wasnt sure because i know sometimes muns get annoyed recitin the xact details bout their canons

[tinfoil_angel]

It isn't a problem. If your mun has AIM he'll im about all of it if she wants.

But for not it's better if I just show some of the easier to demonstrate abilities.

[He would point his opened hand to a random part of the ground. His eyes glowing with the same purple color that his iris was. A moment later a rather large chunk of earth raised off the ground, it was far heavier than a human would be able to lift with normal strength.]

This isn't really the biggest thing we can do, if you want to see the best of what we can do you should talk to Arkady. She figured out how we can "appearify" ourselves anywhere we want just using our minds.

[haxxorbitch]

[Her shock at this event is palpable; she breathes in deeply as the earth rises and falls at his whim. But her expression only grows more amazed, borderline reverent, when he mentions Arkady's discovery.]

whai wati wei way w8
*wait
you can APARIFY PAPALX
*APPEARIFY
*PEOPLE
i hve t2 her more about this
plez sir

[tinfoil_angel]

[Well her reaction was pretty interesting to say the least. He sometimes forgot how impressive this stuff was.]

I haven't tried it myself but she does it easily enough. At first she thought she had to be touching the person to do it but at the end she figured out she didn't need to.

[haxxorbitch]

[She's got a reason to be emotional about this exact topic, in fact, as well as moved by its impressiveness.]


RELALLLLLLLLLLLYYYY?????????????
OMG wow thts just ii
ive wanted to he able to do that my WHOLE LI3EJ
*life
ur really AREWS amzing what do 7u do like FIGHT CRIME how is here any left by now
ijust
wowwww

[tinfoil_angel]

Hahaha, you're going to make me embarrassed.

[He'd rub the back of his neck.]

What do I do? I garden mostly, which is actually more important in the apocalypse than you'd think. Crime fighting is Kait's thing. [Seriously, if she and Terezi got together, Karl would want to be as far from that carnage as possible.]

[haxxorbitch]

well hey its still like
epic postapocalytic garderening right
i can dig thatt
everygody ha s an imcportantw bob 2d
*everybody
*kmrpotant
**job
**every1 matters

[tinfoil_angel]

Well that is true, I guess making plans to make an entire city self sufficient is something to be proud of.

[haxxorbitch]

yeah thats the spirit
i mean we cant ALL fight grime soem of us have to at least b CRIMINALS
*i mean some people should fight grime
*and not crime
sdo yeah i think thats still cool

[tinfoil_angel]

Still, I find it pretty amazing we have the capability to survive a bullet through the head.

[haxxorbitch]

yeah that helps ur image too
i maen you dont have to do that 'evryday hero' bullshit then
not that normal ppl arent cool n all but shows seriously just make it into such bullshit

[tinfoil_angel]

True though I never did watch much television. Also besides some of the more obvious drawbacks to being powerful there are some less-than-obvious ones.

[haxxorbitch]

mmhmm gr8 power fr8 responsibility
*gri8
i dont go for modern tv too much it gets kinda lame
round 13 i just kinda stopped