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No, it would not be funny if my girlfriend came back and completely forgot about me. What is wrong with you?

Besides, I... I might miss her, but I have more important matters to deal with. There's work to be done. We both need to focus on that now.

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No, but I'm willing to bet finding out more about them would make a lot of strange things suddenly fall into place like that nephew comment and his having a daughter.

Let's see, how can I sum up this sordid bit of history succinctly without missing anything important?

[ His smirk is a mile wide and growing as he snaps his fingers. ]

Got it! I have one word for you: it's plural, starts with a 'c' and ends with 'lone'.

... Did you really think I was going to find that weird?

[ ... ]

Wait, you don't?

No. [ ... ] Here, let me give you some perspective.

My cat back home, Chewbacca, is from an alternate dimension that technically doesn't exist anymore since it was created by the Scarlet Witch and then erased by her. I also once ran into an alternate universe version of myself who was a homicidal alcoholic. And tried to kill me. In comparison, clones aren't really that weird.

Edited 2012-05-17 06:10 (UTC)

Gee, by comparison... I guess it's not that strange I happen to be the son of Spider-Man's clone, soulbonded to his old and I might add dead friend Daredevil after a magic experiment by my other uncle, Kaine, went so bad I accidentally wound up getting possessed by Zarathos. The Spirit of Vengenance. Same guy who made Ghost Rider the flaming skeleton we all know and fear, which I suppose technically makes me the Rider now although I'd rather not go there.

[ A pause to let her take that all in... and a smile to try and fool her into thinking it's a big joke. ]

[ the longest pause to ever pause ]

Tony Stark once got turned into a woman who looked suspiciously like Hank Pym's ex-wife and my best friend used to be an alien cyborg space pirate.

But you're right. That's still pretty damn weird.

[ a slightly shorter pause. but only slightly. ]

Told you it was weird.

But, honestly, not as strange as the fact that Stark didn't hit on himself. Unless you're leaving out that part of the story.

He was possessed by Ultron at the time.

Wait, why would Ultron turn him into--

Never mind. Forget it. I decided I don't want to know.

That's probably a good reaction.

Anyways, the point is our lives are crazy. You're in good company when it comes to weirdness.

If you insist.

Though I think I still deserve a silver medal, at the least, in the Weird Olympics.

Until someone comes along with an even weirder story, I think I can agree to that.

Be careful, the universe might take as a challenge.

But would it make my life weirder or someone else's life weirder? One of those I can live with.

How very noble of you. There are no guarantees, but I guess we'll say it only makes your life weirder. Somehow.

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