on attempting to research for his character

[diagnostician]

Let me get this straight. You took one first year biology course, read a few articles on wikipedia, and now all of a sudden, you're an expert. Good for you. Might as well ditch the laptop entirely and become a doctor. Get a scalpel and a bottle of peroxide and a monkey could do it. And since you're obviously far more qualified than a monkey, well.

Here's some advice: get off wikipedia and stop wasting your time. Try internet porn, that's always good. Less "wiki-ing", more porn.

Comments

[plastics]

Funny how any twerp with an internet connection thinks they can okay doctor. Sort makes you wonder why we spent all the money and wasted all that time going to school.

[arach_nerd]

It's more so they have a good amount of technobabble to fall back on instead of actually knowing what the hell they're talking about.

[stillhastrustissues]

Looks like you've got them right where you want them, then.

[clinically]

If it's porn versus medical texts, the former probably provides the better insight into your character.