Reserved at mayfield_rpg!

[nothingtodowithmynose]

Oh, no, no way! I ain't no pet, lady!

Hey, I got an idea -- Let's go back t'when ya only talked about doin' stuff with me instead a' actually doin' anyt'ing! Because dere's no way I'm going to some creepy old town where I gotta be a pet and can't even drink da milk!

Not. Happenin'. Ya hear me?! Hey! Stop workin' on dat app!

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[nothingtodowithmynose]

'Cause bein' a pet is like sayin' you ain't as good as a p--

Free food?

[nyantastic]

Duh. What kind of pet owner doesn't have food?

[nothingtodowithmynose]

I just didn't t'ink about dat part! Dis could really work out!

[nyantastic]

Hey, there you go!

So now you just have to play it smart - do some research, make some connections, don't end up with someone that's gonna keep you inside and make you wear dresses.

Unless, y'know, you like dresses. I don't judge.

[nothingtodowithmynose]

Lady, playin' it smart is what I do! Because dere ain't no way I'm endin' up wit an owner like dat!

Dis guy only wears dresses for undercover work!