Voicetesting... I guess. I don't know what I'm doing.

[hadperformanceissues]

Is this your best attempt at humor girl? It is sorely lacking if you are reduced to using puns produced by Stark.

Perhaps my oafish 'brother' would be more suitable for yourself. His lack of wit and vernacular might prove more your speed. I doubt you can keep up with myself. Give up now, before your foolishness is shown to all.



((OOC: Will probably have Avengers spoilers in comments.))

Comments

[tasteslikecoconut]

I thought it was funny. Still do, actually.

Something awesome. that's what.

[bowerstonesparrow]

Ouch, someone's in a bad mood.

[notyourlittlewolf]

At least you show a willingness to fight.

[He approves of your attitude.]

[taser_handy]

Username issues seem to be running rampant today.

...Though yours is kinda funny. [Well a lot funny, but she's trying to show some restraint.]

[ex_mygenuinepleasure660]

It could be worse, though yours seems about right.

[hadperformanceissues]

Which only shows the true level of your intelligence.

Somehow I doubt that.

[hadperformanceissues]

And someone knows not of what they speak. [Congrats on understatement of the night.]

[tasteslikecoconut]

Okay, if we're leading by example, let's throw this on the table. You're a god, or supposed to be. You're supposed to be super smart and make all the right decisions because your intelligence is vastly superior to mere mortals, right?

...But Instead you decided to goad our green rage monster. In hindsight? Not an awesome plan. Better luck next time.

[hadperformanceissues]

Fight? No, I'll simply force her to see the errors of her way. I am not one to take this captivity well. She will regret this course of action without my having to lift a hand.

Shhhh. I'll judge that.

[bowerstonesparrow]

Says you.

[Does she get a prize?!]

So what's the problem?

[notyourlittlewolf]

You still do more than lay down and accept it.

As for captivity, you and I are much the same. But I wouldn't count on her seeing her mistake.

[hadperformanceissues]

I care not for how others are suffering with their mundanes. [Not that he's claiming this one.]

Watch your tongue, or I shall remove it for such insolence.

[hadperformanceissues]

And how could this be worse?

[ex_mygenuinepleasure660]

Well, they could have...

Maybe it might have been...

What about...

You're right. Accurate though. You have to give them that.

[taser_handy]

[She's not above using the taser.]

Geez, no need to get all bent out of shape. Why so hostile?

[hadperformanceissues]

One cannot always account for the actions of a beast. [Look, he wasn't supposed to come back okay? And definitely wasn't supposed to actually be a team player.]

'Next time'? Do you miss me already? Or perhaps you believe I won't be able to slip my bonds.

[thatsnotmysecret]

So, even Gods can be under the control of mundanes. Doesn't give us mortals much of chance against them then, does it?

[Awkward shifting, is he really talking to Loki right now? That's the worst idea. Almost as bad as the ship.]

And you'll see that I'm right. This shall end is glorious failure.

[hadperformanceissues]

The mundane is referencing an enemy's words about a spell not working. It was also meant as a phallic joke. [Why did he admit that? Obviously he was still injured from the Hulk treating him like a ragdoll.]

[hadperformanceissues]

Then I will cause her ruin. A mere mortal cannot keep me against my will.

[notyourlittlewolf]

And who are you to old such power?

I don't believe you.

[bowerstonesparrow]

[Silence. And then an amused snort.]

You poor thing. Don't take it to heart. Believe me, you're not the first to have a spell fail on them.

[hadperformanceissues]

[What's a taser? Another useless mortal device?]

I have yet to be hostile, in fact this is pleasant considering the situation.

[hadperformanceissues]

Who are you to claim to know of it's accuracy? [Because he's sure he's never seen you before in his life.]

[taser_handy]

[Ask Thor. :3 He thought it was puny until it bested him.]

Right, if you say so.

[ex_mygenuinepleasure660]

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.