Voicetesting... I guess. I don't know what I'm doing.

[hadperformanceissues]

Is this your best attempt at humor girl? It is sorely lacking if you are reduced to using puns produced by Stark.

Perhaps my oafish 'brother' would be more suitable for yourself. His lack of wit and vernacular might prove more your speed. I doubt you can keep up with myself. Give up now, before your foolishness is shown to all.



((OOC: Will probably have Avengers spoilers in comments.))

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I don't believe you.

[bowerstonesparrow]

[Silence. And then an amused snort.]

You poor thing. Don't take it to heart. Believe me, you're not the first to have a spell fail on them.

/pout

[hadperformanceissues]

[That amused snort officially ends any civility that might have come over him.]

Do not mock me child. I know the fickly manner of magic better than any on Midgard.

<3

[bowerstonesparrow]

[How get a sense of humour.]

I'm from Albion. And I'm not mocking you... At least I wasn't. Now it's a free for all.

/sulks

[hadperformanceissues]

[He has a sense of humor. But you may not enjoy it.]

I have not heard of such a realm.

You will curb your tongue or I shall remove it.

<3!<3!

[bowerstonesparrow]

[You'd be surprised with this one.]

That's fair, I've never heard of Midgard.

Temper, temper. All right then. I'd hate to see how you'd react to a Gargoyle.

<3!!

[hadperformanceissues]

[Oh really? Do tell.]

Gargoyle? [He takes a second to remember what creature she speaks of, but can only come up with the stone statues he saw on some of the buildings in New York.]

The silly statues humans are so fond of placing on their buildings? Why would a lifeless creature picking it's nose offend me?

[bowerstonesparrow]

[She can troll with the best of them... And if she appreciates Reaver... Loki will have no problems.]

Well where I come from, they do more than make faces. They talk. Loudly.

[She affects a somewhat high voice with a thick accent he may recognise as scottish.]
'Hi, My names barn door, bet ya cannae hit me! I could paint a bullseye on my arse and ya'd still be aiming at yer shoe' [And back to normal.]

And excetera.

[hadperformanceissues]

[Genuine laughter spills from him before he can control it and a grin stays on his lips even once he has control of himself again.]

They sound delightful! Much better than what the humans of Midgard have come up with.

[bowerstonesparrow]

[She grins, glad to see she could entertain.]

They're amusing, no doubt about that.

[hadperformanceissues]

What purpose do they have? Or are they only capable of insults? [Also a description would be nice. He can think of several ways these things could make life much more entertaining and he wants them perfect.]

[bowerstonesparrow]

They're just ugly faces with stone wings and hands. And yeah, just to insult. It's all they do. Though if you hunt them, you can find yourself some rather pleasing treasure.

[A kick ass legendary crossbow? Yes please!]

[hadperformanceissues]

Your Albion sounds more amusing than Midgard. What other manner of creatures are there?

[Crossbows? No. He'll take magic and daggers any day.]

[bowerstonesparrow]

[She crosses her arms to consider.]

Well,.. there's Hobbes, they eat flesh and kidnap children to turn into them, Balverines witch a wild wolf beasts, bugs galore, trolls, hollow men and Demon Doors, to name a few.

[hadperformanceissues]

[Boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, and not boring. Because how are doors demonic?]

What is a Demon Door?

[bowerstonesparrow]

[A shrug.]

Great doors of stone. They're sentient and speak. And if you can appease them they'll open for you. One of them holds my home.