SUPER EXCITED FOR ATARAXION TO OPEN...

[france]

So then, you tell me that you will put me somewhere better than the Japanese place, and this is what you come up with? A ship? Ouais, my space programme is wonderful, but that does not mean I want to go into space. Especially not on that big terrible ship with those terrible costumes! How am I supposed to be fashionable, chic and attractive when I look like a... like a... like a mechanic! C'est terrible. I am not wearing them. I will walk around naked, et je m'en fous!

However, I am very gracious for all this French you have been learning! It is only two weeks before you will be in my beautiful country, and for four months, I shall do everything in my power to make you learn my language! This will include more than you writing in French with your friends, though I think it is very cute that you are doing that. I am also grateful that you have decided to play me again: I told you that l'Angleterre would become boring. He is always boring, and drunk, and ugly, and depressing! You need someone philosophical, intelligent and cheerful in your life. You have too many depressing things.

I know that you must do those applications to go to your universities, but you will allow me to speak on that giant space ship today, oui? It would not be fair if you did not, after all, you have let Angleterre speak so much lately! I am beginning to think that you like him better than me, but then I know this cannot be true, because how could anyone like Angleterre over someone like me? Aaa, that is right. They cannot.

Also, I must thank you for putting me back in that wonderful place with all the red and l'amour, but if you are not going to write back to those people, what is the point of posting at all? You have made me talk to many people; now it is time you allowed me to finish my conversations, non?

Still, I look forward to talking to all these people on the ship, even if it is a terrible ship with terrible clothing. I am sure that big brother will find someone to entertain him, perhaps someone intelligent to discuss Camus with. I would like that!

Comments

[almaghrib]

It might do you some good, being forced into modesty.

[france]

I am forced into nothing. I will walk around naked until I have something better to wear, or until I make myself something better to wear.

[almaghrib]

Allah preserve. Arrogance is a sin, you know. Besides, you'll traumatize people if you walk around naked.

[france]

So I am aware. But you cannot possibly expect me to wear the clothes that have been provided for me. They are terrible!

[ A hand is pushed through his hair, fingers playing with the ends of the strands. He laughs. ]

Traumatize? My body will be the most beautiful thing they have ever seen! Much more beautiful than those awful outfits.

[heroiccia]

Oh c'mon France! Space is an awesome place!

[france]

You know, I seem to remember you discontinuing your space program recently. Are you sure you are still of that opinion, Merique? [ trolololo ]

[heroiccia]

No, I just stopped shuttle flights. Besides it's still better than yours! [Does he have to pop a few French jokes in here? :|]

[france]

I doubt it, though I do not really care. I do not wish to be in space, I wish to be back in Paris! Paris, where I am not given terrible clothes to wear, where I am not far far away from home, and where I am not stuck with the likes of you, Merique.

[heroiccia]

C'mon France~! Space is an awesome place! [Dude, why would say that? He thought they were bros. ;;]

[edes_virag]

A space ship sounds kind of interesting at least. The scenery must be absolutely breathtaking, don't you think?

What kind of costumes, if I may ask?

Mm, the best of luck to your mun with everything she does, too.

[france]

Ouais, c'est intéressant, ma Hongrie. But it is not somewhere I wish to stay for very long, regardless of the scenery.

Oh, mon Descartes! They are awful! They make me look like a plumber, or at the very best, a mechanic! I do like the fact they are all black, that is very slimming. But the designs, they are awful.

Aaa oui oui, merci. But she does not need luck: she needs motivation.

[edes_virag]

Oh dear. I'm sorry to hear it's that bad.

[Stares at him for a moment. Wasn't there somewhere that said Hell was a French Mechanic?] Well, huh. Why would they dress you up? For their own amusement or...?

[Nods with a small smile.] Then I hope she gets it. You can do it, Miss Mun!

[france]

It is tolerable, like all of the miseries of life.

[ Hey, don't be so cruel. The French had some really great cars. Like the... The uh... The... ] I do not know why they would dress me up! All I know is that I do not have my clothes and they have provided clothes for me, and their clothing is awful!

[ He sighs wistfully. ] Oui, oui, she can. But that does not mean that she will.

[edes_virag]

Oh dear...I'm sorry to hear that then France.

[...yup.] I think you'd look rather handsome dressed up in other things of course. Perhaps even a pretty dress much like when you were young. [Ah~ She would love to dress him up like a pretty princess..wat.

Shaking her head, she gives a small smile] Have a little faith maybe. I'm sure she'll do her best since she's a wonderful Mun, after all.