france: (♥ ⇶ [ PLAYBOY ] what's there to)
François Bonnefoy ([personal profile] france) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-01-15 11:29 am

SUPER EXCITED FOR ATARAXION TO OPEN...

So then, you tell me that you will put me somewhere better than the Japanese place, and this is what you come up with? A ship? Ouais, my space programme is wonderful, but that does not mean I want to go into space. Especially not on that big terrible ship with those terrible costumes! How am I supposed to be fashionable, chic and attractive when I look like a... like a... like a mechanic! C'est terrible. I am not wearing them. I will walk around naked, et je m'en fous!

However, I am very gracious for all this French you have been learning! It is only two weeks before you will be in my beautiful country, and for four months, I shall do everything in my power to make you learn my language! This will include more than you writing in French with your friends, though I think it is very cute that you are doing that. I am also grateful that you have decided to play me again: I told you that l'Angleterre would become boring. He is always boring, and drunk, and ugly, and depressing! You need someone philosophical, intelligent and cheerful in your life. You have too many depressing things.

I know that you must do those applications to go to your universities, but you will allow me to speak on that giant space ship today, oui? It would not be fair if you did not, after all, you have let Angleterre speak so much lately! I am beginning to think that you like him better than me, but then I know this cannot be true, because how could anyone like Angleterre over someone like me? Aaa, that is right. They cannot.

Also, I must thank you for putting me back in that wonderful place with all the red and l'amour, but if you are not going to write back to those people, what is the point of posting at all? You have made me talk to many people; now it is time you allowed me to finish my conversations, non?

Still, I look forward to talking to all these people on the ship, even if it is a terrible ship with terrible clothing. I am sure that big brother will find someone to entertain him, perhaps someone intelligent to discuss Camus with. I would like that!

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