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[warp]

You. Yeah, you, you fraggin' annoyance.

I mean, sure. Thanks for the new icons you worked on, I guess. But I. ain't. cute.

Now slag off before I make you unable to fall asleep quickly tonight, or somethin'.

[Hey, he won't aim high if he neither has to, nor can really do a lot to his dear "mundane".]

Comments

[warp]

So why do you fire your vocalizer off, so much, huh? You've got a processor in there [though he'd rather claim Starscream didn't with that insult he tossed at him earlier] so y'gotta know Megatron's not gonna like it.

An' yet there you go, every. slaggin'. time.

[Expansive wave of an arm. You're an idiot, Starscream.]

[aerospace]

I merely do not care what our glorious leader thinks. That is all.

[warp]

[This is what he means!]

Yeah, yeah, that's awesome an' all that, but when what he thinks means you get trashed...

I don't get it. You shut up, you ain't gonna get hit or shot at or whatever. So why not mute that fraggin' vocalizer of yours?

[aerospace]

Because someone needs to say something when he's being stupid.

[Ahh irony.]

[warp]

...

An' someone needs to tell you when you're bein' an overgrown glitch! You always blame everybody else, or you blame him, to his faceplates!

[Skywarp will now be poking the front of your cockpit, Starscream.]

You. are. an. idiot!

[Does irony taste of high-grade? Is that why you don't notice you're swilling it?]

[aerospace]

[How dare you poke him.]

Why you ...

[In fact he's just going to grab the hand the offending finger is attached to.]

Do you want to repeat what you said?

[warp]

[Oh he dared, but he just used up all that daring. At least this close]

Yeah. Sure.

[He'd just like his hand back, first, so excuse him as he'll just... warp away and reappear off to the side.]

You should know when to keep quiet, or did you glitch your processor somewhere, Starscream?

[Basically the same thing as before.]