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[warp]

You. Yeah, you, you fraggin' annoyance.

I mean, sure. Thanks for the new icons you worked on, I guess. But I. ain't. cute.

Now slag off before I make you unable to fall asleep quickly tonight, or somethin'.

[Hey, he won't aim high if he neither has to, nor can really do a lot to his dear "mundane".]

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[aerospace]

Skywarp, stop being an idiot. No one cares.

[warp]

As if you're so smart. You're still stuck with your mundane like the rest of us, aren't you?

An' I care. I was talking to her, not you, anyway.

[aerospace]

I'd say I'm a genius compared to you, but a large boulder is too, so ...

[warp]

... [Hhngh. What. the. slag. What'd he ever do to you, huh?]

Yeah, whatever.

At least I ain't so attached to pain I can't just shut up an' not critizise our tempramental leader.

[aerospace]

I am not attached to pain.

[warp]

So why do you fire your vocalizer off, so much, huh? You've got a processor in there [though he'd rather claim Starscream didn't with that insult he tossed at him earlier] so y'gotta know Megatron's not gonna like it.

An' yet there you go, every. slaggin'. time.

[Expansive wave of an arm. You're an idiot, Starscream.]

[aerospace]

I merely do not care what our glorious leader thinks. That is all.

[warp]

[This is what he means!]

Yeah, yeah, that's awesome an' all that, but when what he thinks means you get trashed...

I don't get it. You shut up, you ain't gonna get hit or shot at or whatever. So why not mute that fraggin' vocalizer of yours?

[aerospace]

Because someone needs to say something when he's being stupid.

[Ahh irony.]

[warp]

...

An' someone needs to tell you when you're bein' an overgrown glitch! You always blame everybody else, or you blame him, to his faceplates!

[Skywarp will now be poking the front of your cockpit, Starscream.]

You. are. an. idiot!

[Does irony taste of high-grade? Is that why you don't notice you're swilling it?]

[aerospace]

[How dare you poke him.]

Why you ...

[In fact he's just going to grab the hand the offending finger is attached to.]

Do you want to repeat what you said?

[warp]

[Oh he dared, but he just used up all that daring. At least this close]

Yeah. Sure.

[He'd just like his hand back, first, so excuse him as he'll just... warp away and reappear off to the side.]

You should know when to keep quiet, or did you glitch your processor somewhere, Starscream?

[Basically the same thing as before.]

[nonononono]

[Sam is just watching the hilarious discussion with Starscream up there with something akin to confused disgust on his face.]

[warp]

[Hey, Sam. Be careful... less the teleporting Seeker sees you over there you---]

An' what do you want?

[Annoyed, huffy scowl.]

[nonononono]

[It's all good, his mun's a total ass to him.]

You guys fight all the time like this?

[warp]

[The mun should be nicer to their puppet.]

Kind of.

[Eye tiny little human. Is there a point here?]

What's that to you, huh?

[nonononono]

[He would agree.]

I dunno, it just makes more sense how come you guys lose all the time, you can't agree with each other. A house divided or whatever. Was that Lincoln?