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No, stop. Why can't I go around asking every Rogers I find if they know you can hire people for sex?

What about we take one, hype him up on sugar and caffeine and release him in a casino. Vegas. Monte Carlo. Your choice. We can call it a science experiment.

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[facepalming so very very hard]

No. No, we are not doing this, Tony. How can you even... I don't... Why could this even sound like a good idea to you?

Why aren't we? And I can solve this. You don't have to.

Look! It could mean a weekend off for you. As for why? He needs to loosen up before he pops.

Loosening up does not need to involve hiring someone for sex. And, no, it wouldn't mean a weekend off for me. It would mean more work for me the week after cleaning up after whatever trouble you inevitably get yourself into.

It doesn't need to, no. But why shouldn't it?

It would still mean the weekend. Unless you want to come. New slinky gown and on my arm?

A slinky dress, on your arm... watching you trying to corrupt the symbol of American honor and loyalty? [She smirks] You sure know how to show a girl a good time, don't you.

Well, there is the option of leaving him behind and just you and me and a weekend away. While the basic construction is doing the first level of the remodel.

Also, it isn't corrupting. It's educating.

A weekend away with just the two of us? You mean like an actual vacation? No explosions, no crises, no obligations...

[She shoots him a suggestive smile] I think that could be arranged.

[And, hey, bonus of distracting him from his attempted corruption of Captain America.]

If by actual vacation you mean our place here was destroyed and I want to be somewhere Fury and his merry band can't find me, then yes. That's exactly what I mean.

Is that along the lines of you will do it and arrange it, or being coy enough I better do it before you change your mind?

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