Avengers and Brave and what tumblr is apparently spending wednesday doing.

[worldsbestmarksman]

[He'll be over here. Being stunned.]

...No. I'm not going to take your internet.

I'm going to tell Natasha.

Or maybe I should um. Ask. Nat. [Frown. Tumblr has been doing things like this and this all night. Something uh-someone wants to say?].

And of course the only weapon the kid needs is a bow. What are you even talking about.

...Also Stark is not building anything for the kid.

No suits. No flying. Period.

I'm going to go ask Nat.

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[compromisedarrow]

They broke me, didn't they?

[is secretly glad his mun doesn't use tumblr.]

[worldsbestmarksman]

You're going to have to be more specific about the "They".

[But look at the wee lass Clint! with Nat's hair and YOUR GIANT BOW and-]

[fallofwinter]

Not even sure what to think of that. Other than imagining what sort of target that would make the child. To nearly everyone.

[worldsbestmarksman]

Exactly. Thank you.

[fallofwinter]

Also, can't imagine you would be there to watch it raise up. Not after she had you dismembered for putting her out of commission for the course of the pregnancy.

[compromisedarrow]

I'm not sure about that myself, but...


... Yeah, I'd ask Nat.

[well_assembled]

[It's only fiction, it's only fiction, it's only fic-]

What the hell is that?

[worldsbestmarksman]

What-I'm damn sure she wouldn't.

And I'm not-you know-stupid [of course you'd know. Same Team. Same Dude even.]

[worldsbestmarksman]

Well, that was what I was gonna ask you.

...It's uh. Not real right?

[worldsbestmarksman]

Buddy, I wouldn't be just dismembered. I'd cease to exist entirely. Dust scattered to the four winds.

[swissarmybow]

[Let's ignore the shock and horrible things and the fact that GOD KNOWS they all need to hide from Natasha now.]

You can't use a compound bow with hair like that.

[compromisedarrow]

Pretty sure it's not real.

[Stare]

80% sure

[fallofwinter]

No destroying my mental images. Good to know she isn't being underestimated.

[worldsbestmarksman]

...Same company made both our movies.

[He shoots the most evil look at his writer.]

[worldsbestmarksman]

[To the nest hawkeyes! To the nest! Hawkeye swallows.]

At the very least whoever her parents are need to take her hair out of her eyes.

[worldsbestmarksman]

I'm told by my writer that canonically I have a kid.

[long pause] With someone named Bobbi Morse. In those comics things.

[compromisedarrow]

Last time I checked, we weren't cartoons.

[swissarmybow]

That's what a ponytail is for.

[well_assembled]

I think I'd remember it. Unless you carried the child.

[worldsbestmarksman]

Smart.

nice play.

[You sure about that? sure?]

[fallofwinter]

Canon. Hate the damn canon. What got me a mechanical arm and a best friend I can't remember. Would it be so hard to let me just turn up as a popsicle myself?

[reactors]

[How nice of you to mention him by name.] Since you asked, I wasn't thinking a flying suit for your kid [That's a scary thought] something more fitted for ground travel.

[worldsbestmarksman]

[Visible sigh of relief] Good.

...Can we go kill them now?

[compromisedarrow]

My mun's sniggering about something.

I think I'm worried.

[worldsbestmarksman]

[frown]

I hate writers.