canon is Kamen Rider OOO and i'm a bad person

[betakayourmedalsnow]

You know where my body is, don't you? Then why won't you let me go after it? I'm sick of you already.

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[next_gen_o]

If this goes your way, I'm pretty sure more people are going to get hurt than just some freaky kid missing his arm. Seeing as I doubt you can rip my arm off, I think I'll take my chances.

[betakayourmedalsnow]

So what? If they're in the way, then it doesn't matter who they are. It's their choice to be nuisances.

[Medals up!]

Maybe it won't rip. Do you think it'll burn?

[next_gen_o]

[Wow that thing was kind of freaky looking.]

That's where I have to disagree with you indefinitely. It's my job to make sure creatures like you don't get to rampage around.

[Cue whipping out the belt around his waist and did that magical Kamen Rider thang.]

Henshin! [Blah blah transformation sequence! Fighting was going to be a bit tough without Teddy to be his sword, but better than nothing.]

Sorry, but you'll have to try your arm experiment on someone else.

[betakayourmedalsnow]

[Good ol' intimidation factor. Even if apparently it can be even more effective in his human guise, but there's some places being a creepy child won't cut it where being a strange monstrous humanoid will.]

Too bad.

[Fireballs are good, crispy fun for the whole family.]

GUESS WHO ONLY HAS ONE SUIT ICON

[next_gen_o]

[Oddly enough Kotaro was more used to handling monstrous homanoids than creepy children. So there's that. Plus fireballs were easy mode, so he's just gonna dodge roll out of the way. Intimidation ain't gonna work on Kotaro Nogami damnit.

And since Teddy isn't around and Momotaros' mun was asleep, he was definitely on his own right now. So he bum rushed the littlest Greeed and tackled him in true Nogami fashion.]

^ THIS GUY

[betakayourmedalsnow]

[If the Greeed had been a stereotypical adventurers party (perhaps in a fiendishly difficult cartography-based game) Ankh, and by extension Lost Ankh, would definitely have been the mage.

What this translates to is that a Den-O in base form tackling this particular Greeed equals to him getting knocked over like a flimsy plywood structure confronted with a large sack of bricks.

Of course, he immediately fights back via hey. Hey so you've basically gotten up in his face, right?

The easier to fireball you with, my dear.]

AW YEEEAAH

[next_gen_o]

[Strike Fore without Teddy was at least quite a bit stronger than PlatForm. And while it protected him from long-lasting pain and severe third degree burn scarring, it wasn't going to save him from taking a brunt of the attack while he's trying to restrain the bastard.

So ouch there he goes flying back a bit from the fireball. Still Easy Mode but dang that smarts. Give him a minute while he rolls back to his feet and shakes it off.]

[betakayourmedalsnow]

[He's going to press that advantage while he's got it. So no, Kotarou, you do not get a minute. You get maybe a few seconds before hearing that 'fwoom' that means MOVE MOVE GET OUT OF THE WAY

bitches i be fireballin']

[next_gen_o]

[Oh shi-- luckily not only is Chou Den-O the Time Guy, he is also way better trained than his Grandpa, side-rolling out of the way to get away from the heat. Time to spring up and run forward with a godo spin kick to the face.

Your fireballin' is stupid and you are stupid, good sir. ]

[betakayourmedalsnow]

[Cling go the cell medals.

That kick to the face has him stumbling back with a wobble, and prompts the wise decision that sticking near the ground is a bad idea and he should feel dumb for doing it so long.

Lost Ankh soars up, with this not-purpled-out hand held to his head. It feels a little..ringy, after that hit.]

[next_gen_o]

[Damn. So the bird thing can fly. Too bad Urataros or Ryuutaros weren't around right now. But whatever, he'd just have to make do.

Kotaro glanced around the area for a moment, before running over to a manhole cover-- ever present because the universe loved to trip up Nogamis with street obstacles--, grabbing it and sending it flying towards Lost Ankh after a wind up.]