canon is Kamen Rider OOO and i'm a bad person

[betakayourmedalsnow]

You know where my body is, don't you? Then why won't you let me go after it? I'm sick of you already.

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[greeedycat]

You have to be patient~ I know that's hard, but...you wouldn't want him to be partially digested like last time, mm~?

The longer you wait, the sooner he'll let his guard down...~

[i_have_arrived]

...

Oh crap - a pint-size version of that damn turkey?!

_{The universe hates me...}

who needs icons amirite

[betakayourmedalsnow]

You've got it backwards. He's an just over-sized version of me.

[Gotta keep correcting them until it takes, dammit.]

[next_gen_o]

Your body?

Look, whatever you are, you've turned my mun into one annoying headache.

[betakayourmedalsnow]

He won't be able to do that again next time. I'll make sure of it.

I know how to wait! But if I'm not able to access him at all, waiting won't do any good.

[greeedycat]

Is THAT so~? You're pretty confident~

[It's a bit weird to call this Ankh Ankh for some reason, so he's just going to avoid names kaythanks.]

You leave that to me, okay? If we work together, then you'll have no problem absorbing him this time.

[betakayourmedalsnow]

That's right. And I want it back.

You're sharing a headspace with it, right? Isn't that annoying? Things would be better for you if you helped me get those cores back.

[betakayourmedalsnow]

Why shouldn't I be?

[Bad ends besides and pointedly not mentioned. That was cheating, and OOO's with that canon point couldn't be everywhere.]

Alright. But if that doesn't work, I'm going to make my own move.

[next_gen_o]

Sure looks like you have a body to me.

The red Greeed, right? He's not so bad; just frustrating. But from what I hear, it sure doesn't sound smart to help you get rid of him, even if he is annoying.

Word.

[i_have_arrived]

Neeeh? You sure you're not just a bootleg? Your hair's all wrong to be him!

[betakayourmedalsnow]

It's not whole. You wouldn't like it if you were missing parts, right? Like... an arm? Maybe if I pulled yours off you'd understand.

[He's not joking about that.]

Not so bad is still bad. You've got no real reason to stand in the way, just what you've heard. So why not?

[next_gen_o]

[Whoah, this kid was serious. And he certainly couldn't Henshin effectively without Teddy around..]

Sorry, but you won't be pulling off my body parts today, kid.

Besides, I have even less reason to help you get your cores back from him.

okay i had to get this one

[betakayourmedalsnow]

Shut up!

[Medals henshin into Greeed form, check. Fire up, check.

Attempted burnination of the red devil guy? Check!]

[betakayourmedalsnow]

That's the point. You want your arm like I want MY arm.

--I just gave you a great reason! Have you even been listening?

[greeedycat]

... [He's not going to respond to that- frankly, LAnkh is still pretty unsettling. Even to him.]

You'd know best~ H- it's your body, after all~ [Kanyeshrug.] I'm just trying to be as helpful as possible~

[He isn't about to go in to OHEMGEE YOU EXIST FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHH stuff. That'd be silly. But that doesn't mean he doesn't feel a .00000000000008th of that somewhere deep down.]

[next_gen_o]

[Oh, that weird Greeed guy did do the whole disembodied arm thing....]

I'm not going to help you just because you threatened to rip my arm off.

Aw crap.

[i_have_arrived]

WHAT THE--?!

OW OW OW HOT HOT HOT

[Cue running and yakety sax.]

[betakayourmedalsnow]

That's why we're trying your plan first. You get to be as helpful as you want.

[Seems perfectly acceptable a situation to him, especially if it actually WORKS. ...considering that last time it had been Lost Ankh himself who'd come up with the winning plan, though :| This is his 'humoring you' face.]

[betakayourmedalsnow]

Listen. If this goes my way, we both to keep our arms. It's an equal win.

[betakayourmedalsnow]

[He wonders how long it'll take for the fire to go out.

In the spirit of learning, Lost Ankh decides to watch and see.]

[i_have_arrived]

[STOP, DROP, AND ROLL, MOMO!]

Gyaaaaugh, stupid knockoff turkey one-arm asshole!

[Get equipped with: Momosword!]

COME DOWN HERE AND FIGHT ME FACE TO FACE, CHICKEN-JERK!

[next_gen_o]

If this goes your way, I'm pretty sure more people are going to get hurt than just some freaky kid missing his arm. Seeing as I doubt you can rip my arm off, I think I'll take my chances.

[betakayourmedalsnow]

[Where before the knockoff insinuation had earned burninating, fire spamming would be boring to write is foregone for watching Momo rage on the ground below.]

You're not very creative with your insults.

[Hey, you know what swords don't have?

Range.

Flap flap goes the one wing.]

[i_have_arrived]

I DON'T NEED TO BE CREATIVE!

NOW GET DOWN HERE SO I CAN CLIP YOUR OTHER WING!

[betakayourmedalsnow]

So what? If they're in the way, then it doesn't matter who they are. It's their choice to be nuisances.

[Medals up!]

Maybe it won't rip. Do you think it'll burn?