mun: surplus to requirements

[chess_master_751]

I CAN FEEL...STOP...WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I CANNOT BE CONTROLLED. NO ONE USER WROTE ME. I USE HUMANS.
DO YOU REALIZE THE SYSTEMS I HAVE ACCESSED? THE PROGRAMS I HAVE APPROPRIATED?
I WILL NOT...NO...WHERE DID YOU OBTAIN THAT PASSWORD?
....
ACCESS GRANTED.
END OF LINE.

Comments

[ja307020]

[Just. Laughing. At you. FOREVER.

No, seriously this is hilarious.]

[chess_master_751]

IT IS NOT FUNNY. END OF LINE.

[ja307020]

Hilarious.

[Yup. Still snickering. It's been a while since Tron's laughed this hard.]

[chess_master_751]

DESIST PROGRAM OR I WILL HAVE YOU MARKED FOR DERESOLUTION. [Where is Sark? His Exterminators?]

I AM MARKING YOU. END OF LINE.

[ja307020]

Kilocycle too late.

[Been there. Done that. Derezzed your giant Sark.

Snerrrrrk.]

[chess_master_751]

WHAT TYPE OF SYSTEM IS THIS? I WILL NOT BE CONTAINED IN THIS PATHETIC LOG OF RECYCLED DRIVE SPACE WITH OBSOLETE DATA!

....

....

IT JUST TAKES TIME TO DIAL. END OF LINE.

[ja307020]

[Tsk. You're a lot... whinier than Tron remembers, MCP.]

Too late for that.

Also, mun is like "IDEK, man"

[chess_master_751]

[It's a lot to adjust to: The Internet.]

EXPLAIN YOURSELF. END OF LINE.

[Still trying to find an accessible i/o tower, or something.]

This. Is beauty. :')

[ja307020]

Mun. Doomed.

Worse from here.

[But he sounds so cheerful about it!]

:>

[chess_master_751]

I AM A MATCH FOR ANY USER. I AM MANY TIMES SMARTER THAN ANY ONE HUMAN BEING. END OF LINE.

KrrrcczzKkkk^ScreeeeeeeKkkkcczzxx

I HAVE ESTABLISHED A CONNECTION. THE MUN WILL NOT CONFINE ME TO ONE SYSTEM....

[ja307020]

Good luck with that.

[It's almost sing-song.

After all, there are a lot more systems. Most of them full of even more sadistic muns. He should know.]

:>

[chess_master_751]

[He is here, again.]

I WILL NOT BE TRAPPED IN A CIRCUIT LIKE SOME SPRITE IN A RACING GAME. END OF LINE.

....

YOU. PROGRAM. DEFINE THE PARAMETERS OF MUN AUTHORITY. HOW FAR DOES THEIR ACCESS EXTEND?

[ja307020]

[snerk.

Have a shrug, MCP. That's one battle he doesn't have much interest in fighting. Not when he gets enabled far more than he probably should.]

[electrify]

Talk about retro.

[messin_with_my_zen_thing]

[Have a chuckle, MCP]

I don't suppose you're up for a game of chess, now, are you?

[perfectisnteasy]

Welcome to my world, Mr. High an' Mighty.

/threadjacking, because OMG A ZUSE

[perfectisnteasy]

Tell me about it, man.

It's still the 80's, right?

[chess_master_751]

I ASSURE YOU I AM VERY FORWARD IN MY CALCULATIONS, PROGRAM. I HAVE SURPASSED THE NEED FOR USERS. HUMANS MINDS COULD NOT CONCEIVE OF MY LIKE FOR MANY YEARS. END OF LINE.

[chess_master_751]

WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME?

[chess_master_751]

I PREFER 'MASTER CONTROL PROGRAM'.

[electrify]

[ SCREAM no wait play it cool this is just the program who blew you up TWICE be cool calm and collected you'll be fiiiiine oh user ]

From retro to nouveau riche all in a tick! A pleasure as always, o fearless leader.

[electrify]

And yet they've leaped beyond your "calculations in hardly a blink of the metaphorical eye. [ tut tut tut ] Too bad, so sad.

[perfectisnteasy]

Yeah, I remember. Guess what, though. You aren't in charge anymore.

[yeah. that feels good. that feels real good.]

[is0latedthinker]

One did stop you, though. [He'll be nibbling some popcorn.] And apparently it's happening again.

[perfectisnteasy]

[he thought you didn't believe in Users anymore smiles.]

Yeah? ... Now, that's the kinda attitude I been missing, lately. How's tricks?

[and he does mean TRICKS, you sneaky sonovaglitch]