on being a galatic cockblock in memes

[sonsomnia]

Is it so strange that I kept the early clothing of my sons?

Frigga put a lot of effort into their baby booties.

Of course I would keep them.

[Odin: the most embarrassing father of all time.]

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[has_an_army]

[So much face palming here]

[sonsomnia]

Are you so surprised?

[goddess_allure]

How sentimental of you, All Father.

[sonsomnia]

[A TWIST!]

They are my only children, of course I have kept such things.

Laufey.

[atomic_wrath]

[Godzilla doesn't understand everything but knows this is like keeping the eggshells of Junior long after he was born and that was...strange.]

[sonsomnia]

[They don't smell as bad, though.]

[bringer_of_sorrow]

And what of your grandchildren? Do you take such care as well?

[She's just saying.]

[sonsomnia]

Should you not be asking their parents?

[He's just saying, Loki is kind of shit at anything but getting pregnant.]

[fotlenke]

[She may not like you very much, but Loki's baby booties?]

I would like to see them sometime.

[sonsomnia]

[THEY ARE SO CUTE COME SEE THEM

Frigga used to scrapbook they have so much cute stuff o m g]

You may see them at your leisure, Sigyn.

[6collegecredits]

Oh please. Please. I need to see this.

[sonsomnia]

Ah. Darcy Lewis.

What interest do the small boots of my children hold for you?

[lion_of_asgard]

[Volstagg drops to one knee and averts his eyes. But he just might be smiling.]

I have likewise kept keepsakes of my own brood's younger years, my liege.

[sonsomnia]

[Oh, stop. He's so tired it barely matters.]

Please, rise, Volstagg the Valiant.

I would like to see them sometime.

[scoffed]

[ Oh. This is gold.

She gets on one knee, bowing her head. Thankfully concealing her laughter. ]

I do not think it so strange, All Father.

[sonsomnia]

[Oh no. The booties, they are lined gold.]

Stand, Lady Sif. You need not hide your laughter, I can hear it as loudly as I could if you were shouting.

[techygoddess]

Awwwww almost makes me want to ask Urd about when you were a child ol' one eye. [Not that she ever will, but hey trolling Odin's one of this Tech's favorite past times. Only thing that tops it? Trolling Stark]

[sonsomnia]

[Who let you out of Silent Hill?]

If you wish it, then do it.

[themad_titan]

To think this is the alternative version of the god I once fought to a draw. Pitiful.

[anticking]

Such sentiment, Father...

[sonsomnia]

They are some of my most prized possessions, far above most everything else.

[brosif]

[No laughing. Nothing but the utmost respect and propriety.

Because all Sif wants in life right now is to see those shoes.]

There is nothing strange in sentiment, All Father.

[sonsomnia]

[THEY ARE THE BEST BOOTIES]

I did not think so, either, Lady Sif.

[ex_caping139]

[laughing nervously]

Father, surely there is no need to share this with the Nine Realms...

[sonsomnia]

Are you uncomfortable with that being known, my son?

[allfatherissues]

Must you share that with everyone?

[sonsomnia]

[Where's your sense of humor, Loki?]

I share in the joys of my children at all times.

[ohmythor]

.... --you don't have, like ... pictures or anything, do you?

[ SO AMUSED BY THIS IDEA. ]

[sonsomnia]

[From nowhere (a blah blah magic blah) appears two sets of booties, one in each hand. One, red with gold trim. The other, green with gold trim. Look at them.]

Here, you see?