on being a galatic cockblock in memes

[sonsomnia]

Is it so strange that I kept the early clothing of my sons?

Frigga put a lot of effort into their baby booties.

Of course I would keep them.

[Odin: the most embarrassing father of all time.]

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[has_an_army]

[So much face palming here]

[sonsomnia]

Are you so surprised?

[has_an_army]

No, I'm horrified and potentially more scarred than I was ten minutes ago.

[sonsomnia]

Where do you think your love for the colors green and gold came from?

They are some of my most prized possessions.

[goddess_allure]

How sentimental of you, All Father.

[sonsomnia]

[A TWIST!]

They are my only children, of course I have kept such things.

Laufey.

[atomic_wrath]

[Godzilla doesn't understand everything but knows this is like keeping the eggshells of Junior long after he was born and that was...strange.]

[has_an_army]

Entirely different from Thor's interest in red and gold.

[Whatever you're trying isn't going to work]

Do us all a favor and get rid of mine.

[sonsomnia]

It is because we let you choose at an early age. Your mother had a great amount of yarn and that is what you chose, so everything she made for you was in the same color pattern.

[nope.]

I do believe I will gift them to Sigyn upon your wedding.

[goddess_allure]

[She's not bitter or anything that one of those children happens to one of hers. Nope. Not at all.]

I saw no point in keeping any of my sons' old belongings.


Odin.

[has_an_army]

You know very well I have no intentions to wed Sigyn.

[STOP TRYING TO RULE HIS LIFE!]

[sonsomnia]

And why is that? When did this change happen?

[NO GODDAMNIT YOU A CROWN PRINCE

YOU WILL WED WHO HE CHOSE

STOP TRYING TO CHANGE DESTINY]

[sonsomnia]

[Does

he

care?]

None who abandon their offspring would, I imagine.

[has_an_army]

Maybe it's due to the fact that I'm already an unwed mother and you tend to take away my monstrous children!

[Is it his fault his kids tend to be...odd?]

[goddess_allure]

[Oh screw you, Odin, you thief.]

And neither would those who would hide their offspring away in the only stronghold left during a war.

[sonsomnia]

[Then stop having freakish children and he'll stop throwing them to Midgard. HAVE SEX WITH A NORMAL PERSON LOKI IT'S NOT THAT HARD]

I take them away? You are the one who abandons them at soon as they are born. Your mothering skills are worse than Laufey's.

[sonsomnia]

[brb - murdering all your friends

is that

a problem?]

Naked, left to the elements? Certainly that is not hiding anything but your own son, whom you deemed to be unworthy by the standards of Frost Giant breeding.

[bringer_of_sorrow]

And what of your grandchildren? Do you take such care as well?

[She's just saying.]

[sonsomnia]

[They don't smell as bad, though.]

[sonsomnia]

Should you not be asking their parents?

[He's just saying, Loki is kind of shit at anything but getting pregnant.]

[has_an_army]

You bound Fenrir - he was harmless! - Hel was cast into Nifilheim, and you ride Sleipnir like he's a common stable pony.

[Deadpan]

Do not compare me to Laufey!

[Besides]

I've already chosen a suitable mate. One that will provide normal offspring.

[goddess_allure]

And what do you know of Jotunn biology and breeding? [He who doesn't even acknowledge his own Jotunn mother.] If I were to abandon one of my children, I would not do so in a building, least all the temple.

[Yes, because she and her people wear so many clothes to begin with.]

[sonsomnia]

[OH YES

ALWAYS BLAME EVERYTHING ON HIM]

He was troublesome! Do not even think of blaming your terrible parenting on me, Loki Odinson! You cannot blame all your problems on your father, are you so delusional you cannot see past your own issues?

And who, praytell, is this?

[bringer_of_sorrow]

And what of the parents whose choice was taken away from them?

[And Loki didn't bear all those children.]

[atomic_wrath]

[Godzilla still finds it strange, as though the man had a eerie attachment-

Wait, did the human just communicate with him psychically?]