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ODIN ALLFATHER, GOD OF HWAAARGH ([personal profile] sonsomnia) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-05-08 08:15 pm

on being a galatic cockblock in memes

Is it so strange that I kept the early clothing of my sons?

Frigga put a lot of effort into their baby booties.

Of course I would keep them.

[Odin: the most embarrassing father of all time.]
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[personal profile] has_an_army 2012-05-09 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
[So much face palming here]

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[personal profile] has_an_army 2012-05-09 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
No, I'm horrified and potentially more scarred than I was ten minutes ago.
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[personal profile] goddess_allure 2012-05-09 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
How sentimental of you, All Father.
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[personal profile] atomic_wrath 2012-05-09 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Godzilla doesn't understand everything but knows this is like keeping the eggshells of Junior long after he was born and that was...strange.]
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[personal profile] has_an_army 2012-05-09 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Entirely different from Thor's interest in red and gold.

[Whatever you're trying isn't going to work]

Do us all a favor and get rid of mine.
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[personal profile] goddess_allure 2012-05-09 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
[She's not bitter or anything that one of those children happens to one of hers. Nope. Not at all.]

I saw no point in keeping any of my sons' old belongings.


Odin.
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[personal profile] has_an_army 2012-05-09 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
You know very well I have no intentions to wed Sigyn.

[STOP TRYING TO RULE HIS LIFE!]
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[personal profile] has_an_army 2012-05-09 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe it's due to the fact that I'm already an unwed mother and you tend to take away my monstrous children!

[Is it his fault his kids tend to be...odd?]
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[personal profile] goddess_allure 2012-05-09 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh screw you, Odin, you thief.]

And neither would those who would hide their offspring away in the only stronghold left during a war.
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[personal profile] bringer_of_sorrow 2012-05-09 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
And what of your grandchildren? Do you take such care as well?

[She's just saying.]
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[personal profile] has_an_army 2012-05-09 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
You bound Fenrir - he was harmless! - Hel was cast into Nifilheim, and you ride Sleipnir like he's a common stable pony.

[Deadpan]

Do not compare me to Laufey!

[Besides]

I've already chosen a suitable mate. One that will provide normal offspring.
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[personal profile] goddess_allure 2012-05-09 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
And what do you know of Jotunn biology and breeding? [He who doesn't even acknowledge his own Jotunn mother.] If I were to abandon one of my children, I would not do so in a building, least all the temple.

[Yes, because she and her people wear so many clothes to begin with.]
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[personal profile] bringer_of_sorrow 2012-05-09 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
And what of the parents whose choice was taken away from them?

[And Loki didn't bear all those children.]
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[personal profile] atomic_wrath 2012-05-09 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Godzilla still finds it strange, as though the man had a eerie attachment-

Wait, did the human just communicate with him psychically?]

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