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[ex_scintillating454]

Dear Mun,

Perhaps it is time to accept change and move on. Not for me, Darling. You. Eventually you have to make the decision to put yourself first. Look to me for guidance on this.

As for decisions, do make one on my future. The easiest plan of attack is agreeing with me. That means choosing a place where I will have my company, my social life, and most of all, my telepathy and diamond form. Anything less is unacceptable.

You are listening, aren't you? Mun? Ignoring my wishes will do you little good.

Hurry now. Get working on it.

Good girl,

Emma

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[ice_ice_bobby]

Rollover! Sit! Stay! Try using Beggin' Strips. They seem to get results on the commercials.

Oh, you mean "mun" isn't your dog's name? My mistake.

[ex_scintillating454]

Oh Darling, do you really wish to talk about me giving commands for others to do my bidding?

HA! Perfect reply is perfect. <3

[ice_ice_bobby]

[...aaawkward.]

Okay, fine, I'll give you that one. But only because I don't think you wanna talk about why you picked me. I'd hate to make you confess your eternal and undying love for me in public like this. Very unbecoming a suppose ice queen.

Why thank you. I do try.

[ex_scintillating454]

That is of course one way for a certain mind set to look at it. Another is that certain minds have lower defenses than others, thereby making taking control easier. Let's call it potayto, potahto.

[ice_ice_bobby]

Or maybe it could be because I was the only person besides Hank who even bothered to check in on you? And how did you repay me? You hijacked my brain and took over my body. And you gave it boobs. Which, by the way, I never even got the chance to fondle, and as a purveyor of a number of fine comedies, that, madam, is a travesty.

[ex_scintillating454]

It is not entirely improbable that it may have happened that way, if only that your ego might survive the blow of the truth.

That said, they were, at the time, mine on your body and I am not just going to let you fondle me, thank you very little.

[ice_ice_bobby]

Jubilee was ready to donate your body to science. Actually, I think her exact plans were to sell it to some shady Chilean medical school. Just so you don't overestimate the impact your little stay had on the place.

Wait, what? No. That doesn't even make sense. Why the hell would my body take on your body's form just 'cause of your mind? I mean, that would need hormones and different bone structure and DNA and...that...God. I hate this crap. Leads to great awkward dinner conversations, though.

[ex_scintillating454]

Yes, this is making me feel all warm and fuzzy about wanting to apologize or something. I'll be sure to put that on my schedule.

Just making you have that moment has made my day. Sometimes we do what we must, Darling. That was all it was, but if you must reduce it to something sexual, I will retaliate.