vOICETEST,,,

[lanceuhhlot]

wE AREN'T CLOSE ENOUGH YET, fOR ME TO REFER TO YOU AS, uHH, "dEAR",
sO i THINK, i WILL NOT DO THAT RIGHT NOW, tHOUGH THAT POSSIBILITY STILL EXISTS, fOR THE FUTURE,

uH, aNYWAY,
i THINK IT'S KIND OF NICE, tHAT YOU'RE TAKING MY FEELINGS INTO CONSIDERATION,
aBOUT THESE "GAMES", aLL OF WHICH SOUND, pOTENTIALLY DANGEROUS,
iNSTEAD OF JUST, gOING AHEAD AND DOING WHAT YOU WANT TO DO,
aND THROWING ME INTO SITUATIONS WHERE, i MIGHT BE HARMED,
tHAT'S PRETTY COOL, aND THOUGHTFUL,

i'M ALSO GLAD YOU'RE FEELING MOSTLY CONFIDENT ABOUT, mY VOICE,
i KNOW MY VOICE IS, uHH, mAYBE NOT THE COOLEST VOICE TO HAVE,
bUT, i LIKE TO THINK THAT i MAKE UP FOR THAT,
iN SPIRIT,

tHANKS FOR CHOOSING ME,
i'LL TRY TO BE A GOOD, uHH, fLARP CHARACTER,
oR, wHATEVER HUMANS CALL IT,

}:)

Comments

[strider_pride]

sup bro
your mun decided to let you out of the box huh

[lanceuhhlot]

yES, i GUESS YOU COULD SAY,
tHAT i WAS SET FREE FROM, mY PREVIOUS PLACE OF HOLDING,
tHOUGH i WOULDN'T CALL IT A BOX, iT WAS, pROBABLY EQUALLY UNPLEASANT,
aND NOT REALLY SOMEWHERE, i WANTED TO BE,

bEING OUT OF IT IS, lIBERATING,
bUT, uHH, i DON'T REALLY KNOW,
wHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF, nOW,

[strider_pride]

cool
so what do you plan on doing now?

[lanceuhhlot]

wELL, iT'S BEEN KIND OF, a COLLABORATIVE EFFORT, sO FAR,
wHICH IS KIND OF NICE,
i THINK i'M DEFINITELY GOING TO END UP AT, uHH, a "GAME",
aND i MIGHT EVEN, gET TO PICK THE ONE i LIKE BEST,
iF i'M LUCKY,

bUT, iT SEEMS MORE LIKE,
wHAT MY MUN PLANS ON DOING,
rATHER THAN, wHAT i PLAN ON DOING,

[8reaks_8balls]

[Here Tav have a male Vriska.]

Puuuuuuuupaaaaaaaa there you are!

[lanceuhhlot]

[Oh dear.]

oH, uHH, eXCUSE ME,
i DON'T, bELIEVE THAT i KNOW YOU,
yOU SEEM, vERY SIMILAR TO SOMEONE THAT i DO KNOW,
bUT, nOT QUITE THE SAME,
sO MAYBE YOU'RE MISTAKEN,
oR, i'M CONFUSED ABOUT, a FUNDAMENTAL FACT ABOUT THAT PERSON,

uH,
i'M GOING TO GO WITH,
yOU'RE MISTAKEN,

[8reaks_8balls]

Get with the program Pupa.
I'm from a separ8 timeline.
One where our genders are swapped from what you know.

[lanceuhhlot]

oH, i SEE,
i GUESS IN A WAY, tHAT MAKES SENSE,
bUT, dOES TIME REALLY HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH,
wHAT OUR GENDERS ARE,
uH,
i GUESS IT DOESN'T MATTER,

sO, yOU'RE MALE VRISKA, i GUESS,
tHAT'S PRETTY COOL,
aND i'LL BET FEMALE ME IS, pRETTY OKAY TOO,
eXCEPT,
iT WAS PROBABLY KIND OF, sTRANGE FOR YOU,
tO DRESS UP LIKE A FAIRY,
tHAT ONE TIME,

dID THAT HAPPEN THAT WAY,
iN YOUR TIMELINE,
oR ARE THINGS DIFFERENT,

[8reaks_8balls]

It was the other way around.
I'm sure my Tav would of loved to 8e Pupa 8ut she is a girl so me 8eing Pupa and her 8eing the fairy was more realistic.

[lanceuhhlot]

wELL THAT'S, aLSO PRETTY OKAY,
tHE FAIRY WAS PRETTY, uH, sASSY,
aND CONFIDENT, iN HER OWN WAY,
sO, tHERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT,


yOU SURE SEEM, uHH, aN AWFUL LOT NICER,
tHAN THE VRISKA i'M USED TO,
uH, tHAT IS, iF YOUR NAME IS STILL VRISKA,
aRE YOU FROM VERY FAR ALONG, oN THE TIMELINE,

[8reaks_8balls]

Unlike her I can actually learn a lesson or two.
Don't get me wrong I still like the idea of playing with you 8ut not in a way that will cripple you, again.
As for timeline,
I died.

[lanceuhhlot]

oH,

sPEAKING FROM, pERSONAL EXPERIENCE,
tHAT SUCKS,
aND, i'M SORRY FOR YOU,
eSPECIALLY SINCE, yOU'RE SO DIFFERENT,

bUT, yOU SEEM TO BE DOING WELL,
iN, uHH, a MANNER OF SPEAKING,
sO MAYBE IT'S NOT SUCH A TERRIBLE THING,

i DEFINITELY LEARNED, a LOT FROM IT,

[8reaks_8balls]

Thanks I guess 8ut I only 8ecame different after I died.

Anyway my mun is suggesting Mayfield if you don't mind 8eing human, it has some violent events that he's heard a8out 8ut generall it's supposed to 8e peaceful or pretending to 8e.

[equinerotica]

D --> Nitram
D --> You have a long way to go if you wish to refer to anyone as "dear" without hesitation
D --> Do not worry, I can help to
D --> Motivate
D --> You

[lanceuhhlot]

i DON'T REALLY, uHH, wANT TO MAKE A HABIT OF IT, oR ANYTHING,
i WAS JUST, pOINTING OUT THE NAME OF THIS, cOMMUNITY,
iN KIND OF, a JOKING WAY,
bUT i, uHH,

wHAT,

wHAT DOES THAT MEAN,
iT SOUNDS, kIND OF OMINOUS,

[equinerotica]

D --> You desire to become STRONG, do you not
D --> Both in general and in the mind of your mun human
D --> Not that I w001d be so petty, but it upsets my own mun human when others refer to yours as "dear"
D --> Do it again

[lanceuhhlot]

wELL, iN A WAY, iT WOULD BE PRETTY NICE TO BE STRONG, i GUESS,
tHOUGH IT'S NOT, mY TOP PRIORITY, oR ANYTHING LIKE THAT,

mY MUN HUMAN IS, uHH, pRETTY CONFIDENT IN ME, i THINK,
bUT LESS, cONFIDENT IN HERSELF, wHICH IS, tHE ISSUE,

aRE YOU,
tRYING TO GET ME TO UPSET YOUR HUMAN,
bECAUSE, mY HUMAN IS, lAUGHING AT THAT IDEA,
oH, sORRY, i MEAN, mY DEAR HUMAN,

hOW WAS THAT,

[equinerotica]

D --> Yes
D --> Yes e%cellent
D --> To be honest I do not care what you think of my mun human
D --> Aside from generally disliking him for being a human and not having control over you
D --> I mean, personally I dislike your mun human for having a lack of confidence and previously thinking she c001d portray me with such an easily shaken resolve
D --> You are a good match

[lanceuhhlot]

uH,
i DON'T, mEAN TO BE RUDE, oR, oVERSTEP ANY BOUNDARIES, oR ANYTHING,
bUT, dON'T YOU THINK THAT'S, pRETTY RUDE,
i MEAN, i'M FLATTERED THAT SHE, uHH, cHOSE ME, eVEN SECOND,
oF ALL THE TROLLS, aND, i THINK YOU SHOULD BE FLATTERED, tHAT SHE CHOSE YOU FIRST,
tHAT'S PRETTY GREAT, i THINK,

aND OBVIOUSLY SHE LIKED YOU A LOT, iF SHE PLAYED YOU, fOR NEARLY HALF A SWEEP,
iT TAKES A REALLY SPECIAL PERSON, tO STAY WITH YOU FOR THAT LONG, eQUIUS,

[equinerotica]

D --> That is how motivation works, Nitram
D --> You make mean, generalized statements so that the insulted party is inspired to take a%ion and prove you wrong
D --> Why do you think Vriska makes fun of you so often
D --> She wishes to see you grow, you f001

[lanceuhhlot]

wELL i WISH, sHE WOULD LEAVE THAT KIND OF STUFF, uP TO MY MOIRAIL,
wHENEVER HE OR SHE, uHH, hAPPENS TO COME ALONG,
aLSO i'M PRETTY SURE, mOTIVATION IS, aBOUT POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT,
nOT, bEING REALLY MEAN,
bUT, i GUESS MAYBE, i COULD BE WRONG,

dO YOU GET MOTIVATED,
wHEN PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF YOU,
aND SAY YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH,
i MEAN, yOU SEEM PRETTY GOOD, aT BEING MOTIVATED,
bUT, yOU ALSO SEEM PRETTY ANGRY, a LOT OF THE TIME,

[equinerotica]

D --> I am not angry

D --> I
D --> I am not

D --> Anyway this is my point
D --> You will never grow if you continue to be so weak as to let others decide everything for you
D --> Be STRONG
D --> Demand your place from your mun human
D --> Or at least
D --> I do not know, make adolescent woofbeast eyes at her
D --> Something
D --> She will cave

[lanceuhhlot]

i DON'T KNOW, eQUIUS,
sHE'S BEING, pRETTY COOPERATIVE WITH ME, sO FAR,
sHE'S REALLY THINKING HARD ABOUT, pUTTING ME SOMEWHERE, tHAT'LL MAKE BOTH OF US HAPPY,
wHICH, i THINK IS NICE OF HER,

i THINK SOMETIMES, sHOUTING AND DEMANDING THINGS,
iS JUST, aSKING TO GET THE THING THAT, yOU REALLY DON'T WANT, fORCED ON YOU,



dO YOU EVER, mAKE ADOLESCENT WOOFBEAST EYES, aT YOUR MUN,
iS THAT SOMETHING, tHAT ACTUALLY WORKS,
bASED ON YOUR OWN, pERSONAL eXPERIENCE,

[equinerotica]

D --> What
D --> No, of courser not
D --> I mean of course not
D --> I am not
D --> Kawaii
D --> You, on the other hand, c001d evoke a 100sus-like instinct in practically anyone

[lanceuhhlot]

kAWAII,,,

tHIS CONVERSATION IS, gETTING A LITTLE WEIRD,
iT SOUNDS LIKE, yOU'VE REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT THIS, a LOT,
mEANING, yOU'VE THOUGHT ABOUT ME, a LOT,
uHH,
gOSH, eQUIUS,
i DON'T, kNOW,
wHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW,
yOU'RE, cONFUSING ME,
wHAT ARE YOU, tRYING TO SAY,

[equinerotica]

D --> No
D --> No
D --> No, abso100tely not
D --> That is not what I meant and you know it

[lanceuhhlot]

i'M NOT REALLY SURE, wHAT YOU MEANT,
i WAS HOPING YOU WOULD, eXPLAIN IT TO ME,
bUT, i THINK MAYBE, tHE FACT THAT YOU'RE SO SHY ABOUT IT,
kIND OF SPEAKS VOLUMES, oN ITS OWN,

uH, bUT,
i'M GOING TO, hAVE TO TURN YOU DOWN,
vERY GENTLY, sO AS, nOT TO RILE YOUR, iNFAMOUS TEMPER,
oR ANYTHING LIKE THAT,
nO OFFENSE, uHH, yOU KNOW,
i THINK YOU'RE, pRETTY GREAT, iN ALL SORTS OF, uHH, iNTERESTING WAYS,
aND BEING SHY ABOUT IT, iS REALLY DIFFERENT FOR YOU,
i DON'T THINK, i'VE EVER SEEN THAT SIDE OF YOU BEFORE,
iS THAT, hOW YOU WON ARADIA OVER,

[equinerotica]

D --> No, Tavros, that is
D --> That is not how I operate
D --> Aradia finally realized my STRENGTH and noble charm
D --> I stuck to my metaphorical guns
D --> Or
D --> Symbolic guns if we are talking about my biceps
D --> But
D --> For the record I did not just brag about my biceps to you
D --> This is getting awkward

[lanceuhhlot]

mAYBE YOU SHOULD, oPERATE IN, tHAT WAY,
iNSTEAD OF YOUR NORMAL WAY, wHICH IS, a LOT MORE BRASH, aND PHYSICAL,
i THINK, yOU WOULD PROBABLY SWEAT LESS, iF YOU WERE FOCUSING MORE ON,
fEELINGS, aND WORDS,
tHAN ON LOOKING IMPRESSIVE,
bUT, yOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE MY ADVICE, iF YOU DON'T WANT TO,
i'M PROBABLY, nOT THE SMARTEST PERSON ON THIS SUBJECT, aNYWAY,


i THINK IT WAS PROBABLY, aLREADY AWKWARD,
a LONG TIME BEFORE, yOU BRAGGED ABOUT YOUR BICEPS,
iN FACT IT WAS PROBABLY AROUND THE TIME, yOU ADMITTED TO THINKING ABOUT ME, a LOT MORE THAN IS NORMAL, fOR CASUAL, uHH, fRIENDS,

[equinerotica]

D --> Now see
D --> Again
D --> That is your own perception, not my words, Nitram
D --> Perhaps you are more conceited and confident than I thought
D --> But only in matters of perceived redrom

[lanceuhhlot]

i DON'T WANT TO, pERCEIVE ANY KIND OF, uHH, rOM,
yOU WERE JUST, cOMING OFF THAT WAY,
aLSO YOU GOT, pRETTY FLUSTERED FOR, a MINUTE OR TWO,
sO, uHH, eXCUSE ME, i GUESS,
fOR MISINTERPRETING YOUR WORDS,
bUT THEY WERE PRETTY, uHH, eASY TO MISINTERPRET,
wHICH, sINCE THEY WERE COMING OUT OF, yOUR MOUTH,
tHAT MAKES IT, yOUR FAULT,

[equinerotica]

D --> Impudent lowb100d
D --> Your faulty perception is hardly my fault
D --> Who w001d not become all
D --> Hot
D --> And bothered
D --> By the unwarranted advances and accusations of someone below his status

D --> So
D --> So 100d

[lanceuhhlot]

uUUHHHHHHH,
oKAY, eQUIUS,
iF YOU SAY SO,

i REALLY HOPE, yOU'RE NOT SWEATING, oR ANYTHING, rIGHT NOW,
bECAUSE THAT'S JUST, a LITTLE TOO MUCH, aND i'M NOT SURE i COULD, uHH,
hANDLE THAT, aT THE MOMENT,

tHIS IS ALL KIND OF, oVERWHELMING,
mAYBE YOU SHOULD, sTOP IT,
iF, uHH, yOU WANTED TO,
oR, iF THAT WAS SOMETHING, yOU WERE EVEN CAPABLE OF DOING,

[equinerotica]

D --> I
D --> Am capable of doing anything I so choose
D --> If I am the one that chooses
D --> However, that 100ked alarmingly like an order

[lanceuhhlot]

i DEFINITELY, uHH, sAID THE WORD MAYBE,
aND ALSO SUGGESTED, tHAT YOU SHOULD WANT TO DO IT, bEFORE DOING IT,
sO i DON'T THINK IT WAS, aCTUALLY AN ORDER,
bUT IF THAT MOTIVATES YOU TO, uHH, dO IT,
tHEN, i CAN PRETEND THAT IT WAS,
i DON'T MIND, hELPING OUT,

[dicey]

Well, you sound as disgustingly awkward and unsure as usual!

[lanceuhhlot]

i DON'T REALLY, kNOW ABOUT THAT,
pERSONALLY, uHH, i THOUGHT THAT i SOUNDED, pRETTY CONFIDENT,
aND SURE OF MYSELF,
aT LEAST, mORE THAN USUAL,
bUT i GUESS, yOU WOULD KNOW,

[dicey]

Yup! And your confidence is still fakey-fake.

I would say some worse stuff, 8ut I don't h8 you so much anymore. You're old news.