whatever man I just want castmates

[exloserspromise]

It's nice that you want to use all the movie hoopla as an opportunity to get a little more attention for our game, but it won't do you any good if you're futzing around instead of getting caught up on tags you should've stayed on top of in the first place. Work on that some more and maybe--no, don't bring Aoife into this, you're changing the subject. They don't care about my dæmon!

[Too late. There is now a green and gray parrot on Steve's head, and she's not going anywhere. Steve just sighs.]

Are you happy now? Can we go let everyone know I'm not stranded somewhere? Thanks.

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Probably not a cast mate that you want

[therightpartner]

There's nothing wrong with being stranded, captain. Most of us have been in a similar situation a time or two. When I was stranded, it was rather nice for a time. I had a chance to meet a few of our friends.

[And for a few moments, she can keep her gaze focused on Steve, but the parrot is far too beautiful not to catch her attention.] Your friend is quite lovely.

are you kidding the complications would be AMAZING

[exloserspromise]

Maybe not usually, but I've started taking on commitments that can't really afford to be abandoned, which means I can't afford to be stuck in one world because I was absentminded or clumsy or got in trouble. Wouldn't mind seeing some familiar faces, though.

[He tries to look up at Aoife, but she's a little too far back and too busy fluffing her feathers happily for him to see. Still, he's smiling now, because Peggy likes Aoife!] She's supposed to be my soul, but mostly she gives me grief and messes with my hair.

And eats your pizza. [The voice is a human's, and female to boot.]

And eats my pizza.

What kind of complications? Mun could be very worried about that

[therightpartner]

Steve, that's not how these world shifts normally work. Even if you have commitments in the future, you'll return to them once you've completed whatever task they need you for at this other place. At least, that's how it was when I found myself in another reality.

[Her expression turns from serious to amused, to very carefully surpressed shock at that voice, then amusement again.] Isn't it always females giving you grief, captain? It might annoy you, but the results are always spectacular.

[And since she's not quite sure of manners in this situation, she smiles at Aoife and nods at the dæmon.] It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm glad that Steve has someone to keep him company.

the relationship kind! he isn't actually with anyone yet but there's tension aplenty

[exloserspromise]

It's--where I am right now, we're able to travel to a whole bunch of different worlds, including returning to our own. But, if we lose our fancy communication devices while we're out and about, we have thirty days to get it back or we're stuck in whatever world we're in, potentially forever. So far I've yet to hear of anyone who got stranded like that and made it back to the central world, which is why people might be worried if they don't hear from me for too long.

[Aoife isn't too used to speaking to anyone who isn't Steve or another dæmon, but Peggy's hardly a stranger.] I've always been here, he just knows I'm around now. It's nice being able to see you with my own eyes, though.

Peggy could be quite territorial depending on Steve's reaction to her being there XD

[therightpartner]

The place I was at was different than that. We couldn't travel to different worlds. We were caught in dreams. It...wasn't as pleasant as it might seem. [Shaking off memories, she gives him a wry smile.] We'll make sure you get back before they become concerned.

[If she hadn't seen so many wonders, Aoife might have her off balance, but she also isn't surprised by some of this.] It's good to see you too. From the first time we met, I always knew Steve had a good soul.

[1s331nb4d4ss]

[Have a grinning kid with milky eyes.] 1TS N1C3 TO H34R SOM3ON3 T4LK1NG NORM4LLY

[Then she frowns.] WH4TS TH1S 4BOUT H4V1NG 4 D3MON??

[exloserspromise]

[Blink blink.] Uh, it's your soul in the form of an animal that can talk. It's still kind of weird, but you get used to it.

[1s331nb4d4ss]

1 THOUGHT
BUT
TH4T
...

TH4TS NIFTY!
HOW D1D TH4T H4PP3N

[exloserspromise]

The game I'm in, people sometimes get pulled out of their world and into another, and that world brings our souls out of our bodies for some reason. It's unpleasant when it first happens, but once you recover you have a friend for life.

[1s331nb4d4ss]

TH4T R34LLY 1S N1FTY
WH4TS YOUR SOUL-4N1M4L-D3MON L1K3
1S 1T FUN TO T4LK TO

[incant]

[Wanda can't help but raise an eyebrow at the bird on Steve's head, pointing a finger up at it with a small smile. No, rather than point a finger she raises her hand up to give the bird a finger to step onto if he wanted to. Luckily for Wanda, the odds are generally in her favor.]

And who is your little friend, Captain?

[exloserspromise]

[Maybe if she were a normal bird, she'd step up happily, but Aoife is something altogether different so she actually backs away with a "hands off the goods!"]

This would be Aoife, my soul. She's usually a lot friendlier, but touching is kind of... intimate.

[incant]

[Ah well. With a 20% failure rate, it was bound to happen that she wouldn't be lucky all the time. She lowers her finger and gives Steve a look, that same small smile on her lips as usual.]

There are a lot more intimate things than touching, Steve. [She looks up at the bird again, waving her fingers at it in a hello.] Your soul, you say? I wasn't aware that you had a familiar.

[exloserspromise]

[He's just going to leave that first bit alone, because talking to women is always harder when he remembers that they're women.] It's a side effect of where I am right now. All she really does is argue with me, steal my food, and help me talk to other people with dæmons when there's a language barrier, but I've come to like having her around.

[incant]

[Wanda smiles at Aoife, then at Steve, then back at Aoife again.] That sounds about right for a familiar. She is beautiful.

[brosif]

I would have taken you for a dog person.

[exloserspromise]

I guess I'm just too free-spirited for a dog.

[brosif]

[Hm. She is sizing up your bird, Steve.]

What is this animal’s purpose?

[exloserspromise]

Well, she's my soul, so I guess to be more in touch with myself? I honestly don't know.

He's lying. My purpose is to make fun of him since nobody else will.

Her purpose is to be a smart-ass.

Same thing.

[Yeah, this happens sometimes.]

[asgardismine]

... cute.

[exloserspromise]

What, no cracks about me being a birdbrain?

[hotrodred]

Hey, if it isn't the ninety-year-old virgin!

...And his parrot?

[exloserspromise]

Someone seems to think she's a good representation of my soul.

Someone is lucky he didn't get stuck with a nice, all-American turkey. [Did we mention the parrot talks? The parrot talks.]

[hotrodred]

[A few years ago, a talking bird would have shocked him. But meh. He's seen some things.]

So.... the bird is a ninety-year-old virgin, too?

[exloserspromise]

[Thanks a lot. Now Steve's trying to figure out dæmon!sex, but all he can come up with is unfortunate mental images of different animals humping each other.]

Yes. Quaker parrots are known throughout the world for their longevity and nonexistent sex lives. [He reins in the sarcasm a little, because there's no need to be rude.] It's apparently because they're smart, skinny, brightly colored, and there's a population living wild in Brooklyn. Among other reasons.