Mundane saw Beauty & the Beast 3D... Muse gets the headshouting.

[ticked]

Yes, yes... I understand that you're angry that our number was excluded from this new-spangled- and if I must say, completely unnecessary- tale of our life-events, but I must inquire as to why you're shouting at me about it!

There is absolutely, positively nothing I can do to uplift your woes. We sang quite fine, if you ask me, but apparently they didn't agree. You must do what must be done in this exact situation: I suggest you write a letter and get it over with.

Now please may I return to my duties?

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[tolove_inreturn]

What are you talking about, Cogsworth?

[ticked]

Hm? Oh, Master.

There was a scene and then there wasn't a scene... It's all quite ridiculous and a big waste of time.

[tolove_inreturn]

What scene?

[ticked]

[Oh god.] H- [Gulp] Have you ever heard us singing, Master? [He sort of waves his arms in an example going 'da~ da da~' under his breath. An awkward, slightly worried smile sits on his face.]

[tolove_inreturn]

No, I don't think i have.

[ticked]

Well. It's splendid. Perfect, even.

Have you seen the weather, recently? It's been- [Oh, he's the Beast... Has he even been out recently?] awful. Positively horrific.

[tolove_inreturn]

Cogsworth.

[ticked]

Y- Yes, Master? [AVOIIIIIID.]

[tolove_inreturn]

You still haven't answered my question.

[ticked]

Well... We sung. Nothing more to it! [Totally didn't sing about you and Belle getting together and how bad their lives were. Nope. Nothing at all.]

[tolove_inreturn]

What were you singing about.

[syncingdoll]

Just one letter~? They could just throw that away, you know. Why not make a deluge?

[ticked]

Yes. Of course. You have a fair point, mademoiselle. She must write ten at once!

[syncingdoll]

I have always wondered how it goes to earnestly state your will over and over in letters to the same person. Do you simply write the same things each time?

[ticked]

If you keep repeating yourself, the villain in question should learn soon enough.

[syncingdoll]

So it's okay to just print the same letter ten times? That makes things a lot easier~!

[ticked]

It may be best to change the layout a few times, maybe add a different wording here and there...

[syncingdoll]

Oh, so you can use all those fancy letter closing phrases and openers! Sincerely, to whom it may concern~.

[ex_luminously373]

Ah, yes. A fine example of your outstanding leadership qualities. [Yeah, that intro nailed it.]

[ticked]

[Twitch. It's amazing his moustache can still do that.] I would enjoy watching you do better. Mind, you'd most likely be off frolicking with the maids within the first hour!

[ex_luminously373]

Défi accepté, Monsieur.

[ticked]

[Surprising.] Well then! Challenge accepted, and the satisfaction of you losing shall be winnings enough for me!

I shall be standing by as to make sure you don't set fire to anything. [The last was said in such a tone that you'd think he'd have done it before! ... Oh wait. Cogsworth doesn't put it past him to be able to do that in a human body.]

[ex_luminously373]

[The only thing in danger of catching on fire is you :|]

Just keep an eye on moi! I will demonstrate firsthand how a castle should be run.

[ticked]

[Don't you dare.]

Well then, tally ho. [He is dreading this and yet he's sure that he'll just be swamped with maids by the first half hour. Or at least Babette.]

[nohecanthesapig]

The number in question wasn't in the original to begin with pally.

[ticked]

Ah no, but it was a deleted scene however. [What sick enchantment created you, strange muticoloured pigthing?]

This is so late but that's Cogsworth and and and and--!!

[pessimisme]

Write a letter? You must be joking, Cogsworth. What good will one tiny, meaningless letter do?