Future plots at 3step_paradise bring no good news for her..

[prpl_assistant]

Miss Mundane, while I am satisfied with your current activity at Paradise I must protest against your current plans for me on the grounds that they are a) unprofessional and b) detrimental to the physical and mental well-being of not only myself, but others as well. In my honest opinion, it would be better for our respective schedules for you to concentrate on your school work instead of all these convoluted plots. We have already stepped on enough toes at it is and I do not intend to see the wrong end of the Pyro's flamethrower again.

...don't involve the Sniper in this. We have to keep the ceasefire, no matter what.

Comments

[not_onyourside]

plotting? Zhe Sniper? Oh do tell mon amie. Are you holding out on me?

[prpl_assistant]

I'm referring to the BLU Sniper, Mr Spy, not your team mate. I don't think that this information is of any interest to you.

[not_onyourside]

Oh zhe contrary, all information ees of interest to me.

[Actually that's more interesting.]

Were you planning on having him shoot someone? Are you hiring mercenaries? Do tell.

[prpl_assistant]

Information may be interesting, but some are confidential.

[not_onyourside]

Oh you are no fun.

[POUT]

[eves]

That's a terrible idea already.

[prpl_assistant]

Tell that to my mundane. I don't think I can convince her though; she seems rather adamant on 'making up for lost time'.

[sentryslinger]

I've gotta admit that it sounds like you're gettin' into a mountain of trouble, ma'am.

[prpl_assistant]

I am. And it doesn't seem like I'll be able to get out of this one.

[sentryslinger]

That sounds unusual comin' from you, Miss Pauling. I can see what you mean though, knowin' those mundanes.

[prpl_assistant]

She seems very adamant on carrying out her plans for me. Given that I live in her headspace, there's not much else I can do.

[sentryslinger]

That's just how it is sometimes. I'm sure if there's anyone who can make the best of a bad situation, it'll be someone as resourceful as yourself.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Involve me in what now?

[prpl_assistant]

Absolutely nothing. My mundane just day dreams a lot, that's all.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Uh-huh. Do I wanna know what about?

[prpl_assistant]

You don't. Trust me on this.

[puppyknowsbest]

IF SHES NOT EIGHTEEN

KILL HER

[hasstandards]

I get the feelin' your mundane is a bit like mine. They just love causin' all sorts of problems for us.

[prpl_assistant]

[Oh, it's you. The Sniper who didn't listen, got burned, and caused her no end of grief.

And you're talking to her about mundanes giving her trouble?]

So I've noticed.

[hasstandards]

[Hey, blame it on the mundane who forced him into that predicament in the first place. He sure does.]

Seems to be a common thing with them. Not sure what there is to be done about it, if anything.

[prpl_assistant]

[The mundanes work with what they have. You didn't have to shove her into the doorframe after she spent all night waiting for you to wake up. >( ]

I'll just have to go with it.

[puppyknowsbest]

I GOT 99 PROBLEMS

BUT A BITCH AIN'T ONE CUZ I KILLED HER

[That's why it's not a hundred.]

[hasstandards]

[Unsure if he should take advice from a dog wearing sunglasses.]

idontknow

[puppyknowsbest]

DON'T FUCK WITH A FIRECROTCH

EAT REESES FOR BREAKFAST

idk either

[prpl_assistant]

[Not sure if real or fake.]