tumblr should never be an enabler

[kneecaptain]

No. I'm not gonna— with— no.

I have a girlfriend. She'd kill me. [That trick hasn't worked so far, but he's not looking to push it. At least, not today, not for this.] I don't know why they needed to invent this internet thing in the first place.

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[kneecaptain]

Not really. [The downsides of faking your own death.]

[gevurah]

Not even with your girlfriend? [ GOING TO IHOP?? :( ]

[kneecaptain]

Yeah, okay. Sometimes we do other things. [Heh heh.]

[gevurah]

I don't think I could believe you're completely boring.

[kneecaptain]

Hey I didn't say I was boring.

[gevurah]

You have a way of making it sound that way.

[kneecaptain]

I'm not boring. I'm mysterious.

[gevurah]

Gotta agree with that.

[kneecaptain]

Takes one to know one.

[gevurah]

Maybe I just like surprising people.

[kneecaptain]

You gonna try and surprise me?

[gevurah]

Not when you're expecting something.

[kneecaptain]

Okay, okay. Do you think that I could surprise you?

[gevurah]

I think you could. [ That rib punch was surprising. :( And painful. ]

[kneecaptain]

Then I just gotta figure out how.

[gevurah]

You don't really have to.

[kneecaptain]

No, but— [he shrugs]

If there was anything you could ask me, that I'd have to answer straight, what would it be?

[gevurah]

I... [ hrm :|a ] guess I don't really know.

It's hard to think of on the spot.

[kneecaptain]

I didn't say I would answer straight.

[gevurah]

Well I'm not fond of games like that.

[kneecaptain]

I didn't wind up with many secrets I got to keep. So it's nice to pretend.

[gevurah]

It's just... [ complicated and maybe, just maybe, a little worrisome to expose herself even to people she considers friends. ]

It's easier not to talk about some things.

[kneecaptain]

You're right. It is easier.

[gevurah]

And I doubt people would really want to know everything.

[ oh god this is what death meant >|

~shaking and crying on the inside~ ]

[kneecaptain]

That depends on who you're talking to.