re: the username

[swissarmybow]

It's funny. I'll give you that, it's funny.

It's just not that funny.

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[swissarmybow]

[NOT LIKE THAT.]

Effective, entertaining.

[occupy_asgard]

[Oh, mortals have more than one meaning for that word? He had no idea.]

And you would know all about what was effective. Here I was, ready to take that scientist hostage. But your solution was vastly less work-intensive.

[swissarmybow]

[Loki, Loki, Loki. You get a lineface.]

My solution?

[occupy_asgard]

I believe your phrasing was... ah, 'I need a distraction and an eye'.

[swissarmybow]

[Loath to admit it but:]

You were lucky I was on your side even for a second.

[occupy_asgard]

And you are lucky Natasha is brave enough to beat your skull in. [Because if not? Loki wouldn't have stopped where he left Clint, oh no.]

[swissarmybow]

You screwed with the wrong people. But I think you figured that one out sometime before or after you met Stark's flooring.

[occupy_asgard]

Oh, I would not be so certain. I found it all rather... invigorating. [He smiles.] Would you prefer I call her Miss Romanoff? Is Natasha too intimate?

[swissarmybow]

I don't care what you call her. If you think she hit me hard, I'd like to see her up against you.

[occupy_asgard]

Oh I'm not certain a lady feels comfortable putting a man's head between her legs while another watches.

[swissarmybow]

[ :| ]

You wouldn't be there long enough to know what hit you.

[occupy_asgard]

[I'm sorry I had to.]

Does the thought give you comfort?

[swissarmybow]

That she'd kick your ass? I like the idea.

[occupy_asgard]

I have seen fanfiction works based on weaker premises. Perhaps it would make a good diary entry though.

[swissarmybow]

You're not invincible, and she's not as weak as I bet you think she is.