re: the username

[swissarmybow]

It's funny. I'll give you that, it's funny.

It's just not that funny.

Comments

[occupy_asgard]

Oh I'm not certain a lady feels comfortable putting a man's head between her legs while another watches.

[swissarmybow]

[ :| ]

You wouldn't be there long enough to know what hit you.

[occupy_asgard]

[I'm sorry I had to.]

Does the thought give you comfort?

[swissarmybow]

That she'd kick your ass? I like the idea.

[occupy_asgard]

I have seen fanfiction works based on weaker premises. Perhaps it would make a good diary entry though.

[swissarmybow]

You're not invincible, and she's not as weak as I bet you think she is.