Voice-testing like woah.

[seeked]

Actually? I think I rather liked being kept in the back of your mind and completely ignored. It was a nice change.

Let's think about it this way. You and I both know you don't have time to do anything with me, and honestly, I'm not complaining. All I'm saying is that just because you're doing an entire re-read of the series doesn't mean you have to go and start obsessing over icons and canon points and layouts and--

...you're not even listening to me, are you?

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[seeked]

And I reckon it's all my fault for being born, isn't it? What do you want me to do about it?

[quicktoanger]

"... I did say it was nothing personal."

[seeked]

Well you can't very well say no offense and then go off like that!

[quicktoanger]

"I just did say no offense and then went off like that. I'd even say I did it pretty well."

[seeked]

It's an irrelevant argument! If you're going to be mad at someone, go be mad at the blokes who made my life into films.

[quicktoanger]

"I don't know what any of them look like. You were on all the posters, so I sort of attached your face to the violent tendencies."

I shrugged.

"You'll notice I'm actually not attempting to kill you."

[seeked]

[First the Undesirable No. 1 posters, now this.]

And I suppose I should be thanking you for that?

[quicktoanger]

"Of course you shouldn't. Just don't go yelling at me for something I'm not doing."

[seeked]

Reckon you might want to take your own advice.

[quicktoanger]

"Hey. How many times do I have to say I wasn't blaming you?"

[seeked]

Right. Look, I'm sorry that all of this has happened to you, but I can't do anything about it.

[quicktoanger]

... I felt like hitting my head against something.

"I understand that. Look, I wasn't serious about wanting to kill you, kid, I was half-kidding."

[seeked]

Half-kidding. Look, I have a lot of people out there that are completely serious about wanting to kill me. I don't exactly find it funny.

[quicktoanger]

"... Yeah, yeah, I know, Dark Lord Volderwhatsit. Look, kid, if the worst I had to worry about was a single really evil wizard and his cronies, I'd be in great shape right now."

[seeked]

Voldemort. [If you're going to say his name, say it correctly 8|] Really. Alright, go on then. Tell me about the evils in your world. [Not because it's a contest, but because Harry's nosy and genuinely wants to know...and because he's annoyed.]

[quicktoanger]

Aw, hell, I was starting to feel bad, now.

"Alright. Well. All told, I've got high-ranking vampires from three different vampire courts, an entire circle of dark wizards, two Faerie Queens, a host of Fallen Angels, and a Wyldfae so powerful he's been revered as a deity all out for my blood."

[seeked]

[...oh. Oh okay, that's a bit disconcerting.] What's a Wyldfae?

[quicktoanger]

"Ah. The Fae are as a rule a rather diverse bunch, but the majority of them are alined with one of two courts, the Summer Court or the Winter Court- ruled by those Queens I mentioned. However, even if you take away the majority, there's still a pretty freakin' big minority that are unaligned with either court. They're the Wyldfae. The one who hates me is supposed to be as powerful as the Queens themselves, but he's not big on politics."

[seeked]

What did you do to make them angry?

[quicktoanger]

"... You know how I greeted you when I first saw you?"

[seeked]

Er, yes?

[quicktoanger]

"Let's pretend for the sake of argument it wasn't out of the ordinary for me?"

[seeked]

Making death threats isn't out of the ordinary. Really. I never would have guessed that would make people angry.

[quicktoanger]

"It was not a death threat! It was just a sort of subtle insinuation.

Or. Well. Not subtle. But still."

[seeked]

[Yeah, Harry, about as subtle as a rampant blind dragon.]

So why do it?