dear_mun | Mun tearing up at the last bit of The Green Mile movie...s-sob

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'the fuck is wrong with ya? Quit makin' those whinin' noises! Ya knew that was gonna happen so why the fuck are cryin' anyway?

Stupid woman.

Because it vould furzer ze knowledge of everyvon!

Vat ever are you?

I ain't got no interest in helpin' no one, dumbass. Ain't in my job description.

Who knows?

Vell I vould hope you vould know. Zat's vy I asked you.

What business of yers is it anyway, hmm~? Ya seem like a nosy lil' fucker.

Nein, I'm a Medic und scientific researcher. Und I vill remind you zat you vere ze one complaining ein ze first place.

So? I'm entitled to bitchin' about my dumbass Mun woman. Yer the one askin' all these stupid questions and tryin' to 'fix' things.

I am a Medic helping ist vat I do!

Keh! Yer doin' a shitty job at it.

You are not injured. Don't be such a baby.

All I'm hearin' from ya is that ya wanna be eaten... which suits me just fuckin' fine 'cause I haven't eaten in a long time.

I didn't vonce say zat. I zink you should haff your hearing checked.

Hee hee, oh I heard right~

No you did nicht.

Don't worry, my dumbass Mun woman won't mind at all.

If you keep calling her zat she may turn you into a pony. Ozer mundanes haff done zat to zeir muses who frustrate zem.

Oh? Well, good thing she don't like 'em. So I got nothin' to worry about, human~

If zat ist vat you believe.