Mun tearing up at the last bit of The Green Mile movie...s-sob

[nameless_hollow]

'the fuck is wrong with ya? Quit makin' those whinin' noises! Ya knew that was gonna happen so why the fuck are cryin' anyway?

Stupid woman.

Comments

[dilf]

Percy Wetmore, do a dance. Hear him squishin' in his pants.

[nameless_hollow]

[What.]

...'the fuck are ya talkin' about?

[dilf]

Percy Wetmore, that bad guard in the movie. Are you not paying attention?

[nameless_hollow]

I don't watch stupid shit like that.

[dilf]

It's a good movie.

There's some good creative cursing in it, you might learn a thing or two.

[nameless_hollow]

Only humans find shit like that entertainin' or if they wanna cry like my dumbass Mun woman. Waste of time.

[pocketsurgeon]

Zhat ist called an "emotional response," quite common ein mundane's actually.

[nameless_hollow]

[An annoyed snort.]

Great, if she wasn't pathetic enough now she's a goddamn wuss to boot.

[pocketsurgeon]

Zat's nicht entirely vat zat means.

Vat vere you expecting?

[nameless_hollow]

She knew that shit was gonna happen but it still upsets the dumbass. 'the hell is wrong with all of ya humans?

[pocketsurgeon]

Ach, don't assume zey are all ze same because uf vat von of zem does. Your mundane ist only von of millions of humans. Zey're all different.

Vould you haff razer she laughed?

[nameless_hollow]

Maybe.

[pocketsurgeon]

Vell you are nicht giving her much to vork viz.

[nameless_hollow]

That ain't my job, dumbass.

[pocketsurgeon]

Do you vant to improve ze situation or just complain about it?

[nameless_hollow]

Keep it up and I might decide to eat ya instead.

[pocketsurgeon]

Eat me? Vy vould you even..

Vait, instead of vat?

[nameless_hollow]

Wouldn't be any fuckin' fun if I just told ya.

[pocketsurgeon]

It vould not be fun, it would be telling me vat you mean instead of avoiding ze topic!

[nameless_hollow]

Ya really wanna know what would be worse than havin' yer soul eaten?

[pocketsurgeon]

Actually ja. I do.

[nameless_hollow]

Keh, ya have no imagination to figure out what could be worse than death. Pretty sad for a human.

[pocketsurgeon]

If you know of somezing you should share it viz ze medical community.

[nameless_hollow]

Medical community? Why the fuck would I wanna do that?

[...What was a medical community anyway?]

[pocketsurgeon]

Because it vould furzer ze knowledge of everyvon!

Vat ever are you?

[nameless_hollow]

I ain't got no interest in helpin' no one, dumbass. Ain't in my job description.

Who knows?

[pocketsurgeon]

Vell I vould hope you vould know. Zat's vy I asked you.

[nameless_hollow]

What business of yers is it anyway, hmm~? Ya seem like a nosy lil' fucker.

[pocketsurgeon]

Nein, I'm a Medic und scientific researcher. Und I vill remind you zat you vere ze one complaining ein ze first place.

[nameless_hollow]

So? I'm entitled to bitchin' about my dumbass Mun woman. Yer the one askin' all these stupid questions and tryin' to 'fix' things.

[pocketsurgeon]

I am a Medic helping ist vat I do!

[nameless_hollow]

Keh! Yer doin' a shitty job at it.

[pocketsurgeon]

You are not injured. Don't be such a baby.

[nameless_hollow]

All I'm hearin' from ya is that ya wanna be eaten... which suits me just fuckin' fine 'cause I haven't eaten in a long time.

[pocketsurgeon]

I didn't vonce say zat. I zink you should haff your hearing checked.

[nameless_hollow]

Hee hee, oh I heard right~

These two will be bffs in no time...

[pocketsurgeon]

No you did nicht.

The very best friends ever

[nameless_hollow]

Don't worry, my dumbass Mun woman won't mind at all.

[pocketsurgeon]

If you keep calling her zat she may turn you into a pony. Ozer mundanes haff done zat to zeir muses who frustrate zem.

[nameless_hollow]

Oh? Well, good thing she don't like 'em. So I got nothin' to worry about, human~

[pocketsurgeon]

If zat ist vat you believe.